An Irishman on diet An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! “That's amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?” The Irishman nodded.... “ I'll tell you though, by all the saints, I thought I were going to drop dead on that third day.” “You mean from the hunger?” asked the doctor. “No, from the bloody skipping!” -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
