---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: G.R.C.NAIR <[email protected]> Date: 6 July 2014 22:55 Subject: Future Amma Products To:
After idlis <http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/slide-show-1-jayalalithaa-s-one-rupee-idli-sambar-a-hit-in-chennai/20130322.htm> , vegetables <http://www.firstpost.com/india/after-amma-canteens-jayalalithaa-launches-fair-price-vegetable-shops-894695.html> , drinking water <http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/news/states/jayalalithaa-govt-offers-amma-mineral-water-at-rs-10litre/article4836962.ece> and salt <http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Now-Jaya-to-launch-Amma-Salt/articleshow/36355576.cms>, Amma is reportedly on the lookout for other products she could Amma-genize. After brainstorming with her advisers, the AIADMK supremo has come up with the following list of products/services that might soon dot the streets of Chennai. *Ammadent toothpaste: * Now teeth-care is affordable! Amma will follow the launch of this product with a law that will make brushing teeth compulsory. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammadent-copy.jpg> *Washing powder Amma:* Now every Chennai-ite can get “Doodh si safedi” with washing powder Amma. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammanirma-copy.jpg> *Air Amma:* Amma is all set to shake up the aviation sector. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/airamma-copy.jpg> *Amma Balm:* Corrupt DMK leaders giving you a splitting headache? Relief’s here. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammabalm-copy.jpg> *Amma All Clear shampoo:* By the time Tamil Nadu goes to polls, every Chennai-ite will sport silky smooth hair. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammaallclear-copy1.jpg> *AmmaMix ayurvedic soap:* Don’t forget to wash your hands with AmmaMix ayurvedic soap. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammamix-copy.jpg> *AmmaMail:* Amma’s mail promises even more storage space! [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammamail-copy.jpg> *Ammazon:* Amma will soon storm the e-commerce space as well and give Flipkart a run for its money. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammazon-copy.jpg> *Ammabook:* Register to Amma’s social networking service. Amma has done away with the “Like” button and instead introduced the “Prostrate” button. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammabook-copy.jpg> *AmmaRCTC:* Amma’s own train ticket booking service complete with a customized “Service unavailable” page. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammarctc-copy.jpg> *Ammato:* Want to find your way to the nearest Amma’s *unavagam* to feast on delicious 1 rupee idlis? Log on to Ammato! [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammato-copy.jpg> *AmmaPhone:* Step aside iPhone. Say hi to AmmaPhone. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammaphone-copy.jpg> *Amma Johns Pizza:* If you are sick of eating Amma’s 1 rupee idlis, you could try Amma’s pizzas for a change… [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammajohns-copy.jpg> *AmmaBucks Coffee:* …and wash it down with Ammabucks premium (but cheap) coffee. [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ammabucks-copy.jpg> *McAmma’s:* Looking for just a quick bite? Walk into the nearest McAmma’s and grab a McAmma burger! [image: alt] <http://www.theunrealtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/mcammas-copy.jpg> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
