>>1. WHY WHY? >> >>Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? >> >>Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our >>useless junk in the garage? >> >>Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? >> >>Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? >> >>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid >>made with real lemons? >> >>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? >> >>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? >> >>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? >> >> >>2. THE ALPHABET FOR SENIORS: >> >>A's for arthritis, >>B's the bad back, >>C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? >>D is for dental decay and decline, >>E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! >> >>F is for fissures and fluid retention, >>G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. >>H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low; >>I for incisions with scars you can show. >>J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, >> >>K is for knees that crack when they bend. >>L 's for libido, what happened to sex? >>M is for memory, I forget what comes next. >>N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; >>O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! >> >>P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, >>just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! >>Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? >>R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. >>S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, >> >>T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears! >>U is for urinary, troubles with flow, >>V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. >> >>W for worry, now what's going 'round? >>X is for X ray, and what might be found. >>Y for another year I'm left here behind, >>Z is for zest I still have - in my mind! >> >> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
