Foot in mouth Disease http://rainysingh.blogspot.in/2010/07/foot-in-mouth-problems.html My friend Seema calls me an expert. My chest always puffed u
Like <https://go.madmimi.com/redirects/1411474323-814b9cecc4846c8cd46307f3d1cdd1ae-660c947?pa=25238881558&amx=6914980075> Tweet <https://go.madmimi.com/redirects/1411474323-ca140b56d8cdef86c8d0be2a9911bd57-660c947?pa=25238881558&amx=6914980075> in <https://go.madmimi.com/redirects/1411474323-4f43e16589adcdfde961103783591b57-660c947?pa=25238881558&amx=6914980075> Foot in mouth Disease [image: Foot in mouth photo -GSP] My friend Seema calls me an expert. My chest always puffed up with pride, until one day she shared with me her definition of an 'expert'. "An expert is someone who is never in doubt but frequently in error!!" I realised a little late in the day that she was merely being polite for an ailment which can be labelled as 'foot in mouth' disease. Upon this great realisation I began my quest to determine if I belonged to a small group or a larger community that had been afflicted with this malady. I am glad to inform you that this problem is quite common but lays dormant until triggered by any of the following phenomena; A powerful trigger for turning into an expert is to get elected to office. Does not matter which office, any office will do. Even getting elected to the management committee of a housing society or your local club will bestow upon you the crown of all knowledge. Some acquire money, some are born with it, and some have it thrust upon them. Wealth thrusts people into the world of experts. It does not matter whether it was plundered , earned, or acquired in the old fashioned way, that is to inherit it, the person is instantly transformed into an expert. The third way to become an expert is to become the boss of some poor creatures at work. The boss knows everything. More so bosses have not only divine knowledge but also the power to make your life hell should you disagree or even contest their thoughts, words or actions. The fastest and most certain way to gain expertise is of course to get married. You will immediately acquire an expert. Whether this makes your life better is questionable, but it will certainly make it interesting, at least for a while. Last but no less powerful and all pervasive mother of all expert sources is to become a parent. No one knows better than a parent. As the quote goes "You may fool some people all the time, you may fool all the people some of the time but you can never fool Mom." Parents apparently wear the crown of all knowledge. Before you begin to feel sorry for all these different types of experts and the great burden they have to bear in the upliftment of mere mortals you may want to review the mumblings or should I say bumblings of some other great experts; [image: ***] We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet. - *Hewlett Packard excuse to Steve Jobs, who founded Apple Computers instead.* I think there's a world market for about maybe five computers. - *Thomas J. Watson, chairman of the board of IBM* Everything that can be invented has been invented. *Charles H. Duell, Office of Patents, 1899* 640K memory for a computer ought to be enough for anybody - Bill Gates, Microsoft, 1981 There will never be a bigger plane built. - *A Boeing Engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that carried ten people.* Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - *Marechal Ferdinand, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.* We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out. - *Decca Executive, 1962, after turning down the Beatles* There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - *Ken Olson, president of Digital Equipment Corp. 1977* This telephone has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. - *Western Union, memo, 1876* No imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? *David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urging investment in the radio in the 1920's* Who wants to hear actors talk? - *H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927* While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility. - *Lee DeForest, inventor* Radio has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. X-rays will prove to be a hoax. *Lord Kelvin English scientist, 1899 ( William Thomson)* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
