Some are repeats!!
*Not meant to hurt anyone of you*
*What ?? Alcohol ban in my Kerala ! This is zimbly terrible. Today I will
take an otto, go to the temble and ask God why he did thiz in hiz own
kentry?? I ask all my ungles and aunthies to take all their meney and shift
to Gelf and Thhubai immediately !*
*Enough of Sardar jokes……Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!!!!*
*1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?*
*IngumDax.*
*2) Where did the Malayali study? *
*In the ko-liage.*
*3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?*
*He is very bissi.*
*4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?*
*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.*
*5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?*
*To yearn meney.*
*6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?*
*He zimbly jembd out of the vindow. *
*7) How does a Malayali spell moon?*
*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.*
*8) What is Malayali management graduate called?*
*Yem Bee Yae.*
*9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?*
*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.*
*10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?*
*An Oto.*
*11) Where does he pray?*
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask. *
*12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?*
*A Malaya-Lee of coarse.*
*13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?*
*Kerala.*
*14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?*
*Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi.*
*15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? *
*He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP
QUWAIT'. *
*16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?*
*Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where ".*
*17) Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?*
*Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.*
*Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of kokanet
oil. *
*Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....😋😛😙*
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