IN INDIA THIS IS.......... NEW STORY How business is done
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter." Son: "Well, in that case…OK" Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case… OK" Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. " President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case… OK" This is how business is done!! ....... that is old story; new story is something like ... Modi: I will develop India like I visualize. Indian Janta: "Develop India like Singapore!" Modi: "But the development will be like Japan." Indian Janta: "Well, in that case...OK" Next Month Modi approaches Japan Modi: "I want to develop India like Japan." Japan: "But developing India like Japan takes long time ...!: Modi: "Think twice ... else I will develop like China." Japan: "Ah, in that case...OK! we provide $34 billion" Next Month China approaches Modi China: "Since you planned to develop India like Japan, why not you develop India like China?" Modi: "But I already have given word to Japan." China: "But you have got only $34 billion; we shall give $100 billion." Modi: "Ah! in that case ... OK" Next Month America approaches Modi America: "See you cannot develop India like Japan or China." Modi: "But I am already committed to develop India." America: "Oh! then you develop India like America ... we will give you $500 billion." Modi: "Ah! in the case ... OK!" This is how business is done by the Gujjus ... 2-way journey on 1-way ticket Dedicated to all Indians - -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
