*Changes we would love..* - I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. - You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. - Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. - I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. - I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row. - I decided to change calling the bathroom the 'John' and renamed it the 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. - Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: if you find one, what's your plan?
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