*Little Matt* *Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.* *"Yeah teach?" * ** *he replies.* *"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.* *Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."* *"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.* *"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"*
* !* * !* * !* *The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."* *Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"* -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
