Jokes only about/on incredible Bangalore :
*1. If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore,chances are, it will hit a dog or a softwareengineer. While the dog may or may not have astrap (a.k.a. leash) around his neck, thesoftware engineer will definitely have one.* *2. In India we drive on the left of the road. InBangalore, we drive on what is left of the road* *3. From uncyclopedia:Bangalore:Official language(s)C++, java, perl, python* *4. Q: What is the easiest way of causing trafficaccidents in Bangalore?A: Follow the traffic rules.* *5. "A guy is house hunting in Bangalore. Meetsold lady who is potential landlord. Theconversation goes thus:Old lady: Where do you work, son?Guy (with an air of pompousness): I work inInfosys.Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rentonly to good IT people.It would appear that Infosys operates morebuses than BMTC in Bangalore."* *6. Bangalore, where PG(Paying Guest) is thefirst business and IT, the second.* *7. When someone says it is raining inBangalore, be sure to ask them which area,which Main and which Cross.* *8. if Bangalorean stops at a traffic light, othersbehind him stop too because The othersconclude that he has spotted a policeman thatthey themselves have not.* *9. Bangalore is the only city where distance ismeasured in units of time.* *10. Auto rickhsaw driver, grocery seller andcommon shop keeper thinks that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.* *11. Out of every 100 software engineers inBangalore, 90 are utterly frustrated and resthave a girlfriend.* *12. Bus drivers use horn instead of the brakes.13. I quote : "Bangalore: The City where morepeople know Language C than Hindi".* *14. Since it's easier to find an alcohol shopthan a medicine shop in Bengaluru, the doctorshave now started prescribing "dawa-daaru" fortreatment.* *15.Universal answer in Bangalore is "Gothilla"- even if a bus conductor scolds in kannada"whether you're a girl or a boy when you enterfrom front door?"* *16. The Bangalore airport lies in Andhra Pradesh.slnsastry * *The Resilient Bangalore Traffic Cop | Documentary by MAAC Students* The Resilient Bangalore Traffic Cop, a MAAC initiative along with the Bengaluru Traffic Police, is a documentary about the arduous lives of the cops the health and safety hazards posed by their job. The film has won awards at the Rolling Frames Short Summit Award. Join MAAC today to begin your journey to success. *Click here to watch this video <http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/231263>* <http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/231263> http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/231263 -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
