Re: Short Facts:

Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:12:07 -0800 

On 21 November 2014 at 22:58, p.v. narayanan <[email protected]>
wrote:

> Thanks to Seshadri Venkatraman:
>
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> Wife : "why r u home so early?"
>
> Hubby : ...
> "My boss said go to hell!"
> πŸ˜‹
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
> Patient : she's out of town.
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
>
> Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to
> get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
>
> No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
> (1) Mobile
> (2) Automobile
> (3) TV
> (4) Wife
> Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
>
> Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
>
> It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
> your ego!
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
>
> Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single
> again.
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
>
> It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love
> the most and when a man does that.
> The slide show begins.
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
>
> Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
> All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
>
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†! .
> 🌞
> Q- You know why women love shoes?
> A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
> A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
> A- There are no Shopping Centers..
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
> A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. πŸ˜‹
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
> A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> The woman who invented the phrase "All men
> are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
> her husband in a crowd.
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> There are 3 kinds of men in this
> world.
> Some remain single and make
> wonders happen. Some have
> girlfriends and see wonders happen.
> Rest get married and wonder what
> happened=))
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Wives are
> magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They
> can change anything into an
> argumentπŸ˜†
> β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
> Women live a Better, Longer &
> Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
> WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man
> replied: Women don't have a wife!πŸ˜†
>
> Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it
> --
> P.V.NARAYANAN
>

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