*Laugh it off !*
*The following are 15 Police Comments... * ** *#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." * *# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."* *#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."* * #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you. * * #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?* * #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" * *#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." * *#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"* * #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. " * *#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." * *#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."* * #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"* * #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." * *#2 "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." * *The envelope please..................... AND THE WINNER IS ... * *#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." * -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
