*Nine important Facts to Remember as you grow Older:-* *Number 9 **- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.*
*Number 8 **- Life is sexually transmitted.* *Number 7 **- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.* *Number 6 **- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.* *Number 5 **- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.* *Number 4 **- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.* *Number 3 **- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.* *Number 2 **- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.* *Number 1 **- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.* *.....and as someone recently said to me: **Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
