Lord ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi.... Most men have one.... Ziddi... -------- National food of India ---- “KASAM” Sab khate hain.... ------- "If the loser smiles after losing the game , the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!! Thats the power of Smile !! --------- Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...... Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Man..!! ----+---- 'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody -- But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it....! -------- Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on its own !! -------- Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi Lagti Hai.. -------- Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth ! 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless in marriages ! --------- Santa ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha. Dr - Ye kaise hua? Santa - Main hath se diwar tod raha tha, kisi ne kaha Paji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istemal kar lia karo... ------- Promises are Like Babies!! Fun to Make but Hell to Deliver... ------- Getting Bored??? Need sum adventure in life? Go to a stranger's wedding and scream.... 'Don't marry dear.... ' I still love you'!!! -------- Insaan sub se zyada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ?? Guess, guess ! ! Bihkari ke samne ---- "Maaf karo Baba" ------- One economical thought: 'The best line wich helps you save money when going on dinner wid ur gf- . . . "bol kya khayegi MOTI..?
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