There was a 100 metre race going on... Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'... Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt. Referee - Y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4...
SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest.... Alia Bhat: If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it.... Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)!! Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - What should we do now? Varun- We'll take 50:50. Alia- What about the remaining 900? Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie . Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appt today. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it. Tell him you're sick. Alia reading newspaper.... News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear the gold medal while jumping Alia bhatt went to shop to buy Indian flag for Independence Day.... Alia told something and the shop keeper fainted. Guess what did Alia say ? 'Show me some more colors in this'!!! Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for the weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You.. Alia Bhatt: Big deal? I have AC at Home. Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya - I can eat 6 apples. Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not an empty stomach! Aliya: Wow superb joke. I'll tell my friend.. Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach? Shraddha - I can eat 10. Aliya - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem. Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem? Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password. Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me. Help Desk - First time in the history it has happened....! Rajnikant vs Alia. Question to both in a competition. What is half of 8? Rajni: 4 Alia: Depend karta hai .... agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3'' Rajnikant still unconscious...!!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
