p.v. narayanan<> wrote: > > > ---------- Forwarded message ------- > Subject: Be careful before showing your finger to a woman driver ! > > This is funny! Smart guy! > > > > > > > I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female > driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing > the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. > > This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his > arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. > > 'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS > smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female > does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: > > I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. > > That's 96 miles each day. > > Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper > > Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. > > There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. > > That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. > > Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not > bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least > > another 4000 cars. > > That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I > pass every day. > > Statistically, females drive half of these. > > That's 18,000 women drivers! > > In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. > > That's 642. > > According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as > dissatisfying or unrewarding. > > That's 449. > > According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all > females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. > > That's 98. > > And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. > > That's 33. > > According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all > females carry weapons and this number is increasing especially in > California . > > *That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at* > *least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men* > *are her biggest problem, has seriously considered* > *suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is **armed.* > > *Give her the finger? * > > *I don't* *think* *so**.* > > > > -- > ராஜசுப்ரமணியன் S > > > > -- > P.V.NARAYANAN >
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