| Divorce settlements, which often force the two estranged spouses to split
their belongings 50/50, can be both emotionally and financially painful. In an
unambiguous and ironic gesture, one man in Germany told Laura, his ex-wife,
just what he thought of her – by literally cutting all of their belongings in
half!
The man is clearly experienced with the power tools that he has, because he’s
actually done a great job of methodically and neatly destroying all of their
stuff – everything from their teddy bear to their couch to their car has been
sliced neatly in half. He is selling his half of everything on the eBay online
auction site, where each item has a bitter but funny writeup in German
detailing how the courts ordered him to ‘split’ their belongings even though he
seems to suggest that Laura had been unfaithful.We must assume that there’s a
rather upset woman named Laura somewhere in Germany trying to figure out what
to do with her half of a mailbox.
“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear.
In particular, half is missing”
“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to
save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”
“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages
perfectly”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have
always slept well in it”
“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”
“The chairs are super as an art installation”
“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are
affectionate co-workers”
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and
has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my
woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now
sits on another couch”
“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife”
“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true
!!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet”
“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the
best sketches are on my half”
“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally
be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will
not play music”
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