Bedtime jokes
*Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today? * Husband : First make it, we'll name it later. *A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :* Dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting. *A married man's prayer :* Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away You gave me youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife ... It's been years now, so just reminding You. *A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.* "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! What the hell did you bring him home for?" Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married" *Employee : Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ??? *Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!! A *couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."* Wife : honey ... you say a prayer before eating at home. Husband : that's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook. *Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :* "Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed" -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
