*Situation in India* ------------------------------
[image: cid:90E2C9D6FBF847B8AFD9FE09B57B0379@E2140] *9 One liners about India that are completely true!* *1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper!* *2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday!* *3. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile!* *4. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India!* *5. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'!* *6. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste!* *7. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors!- vicious circle indeed!* *8. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it!* *9. And the ultimate one:* *Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets you arrested, while raping does not!* __________________________________________________ We Indians are Unique ... 1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a *fair* girl. 2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room. 3. Picking up/dropping off a relative to airport/railway stn. is an important family affair. 4. We thrive on street food and don't get sick. 5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers: Working/Housewife + Match Making. 6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers: Real brother, Cousin brother & Rakhee brother. 7. The bride *must cry *at her Vidaai. She has no business looking happy. 8. We go on cleaning sprees only when we have guests coming over. 9. No matter how old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule; daily. No excuses. No exemption. 10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12. 11. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory! 12. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily, she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure, we are alive. 13. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya. Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.” 14. No matter if we are Convent educated when we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue. 15. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta. 16. Why to change the batteries on a remote controller when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work! 17. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin. 18. We always race to beat the others in paying a bill. ------------------ *Don't laugh alone, pass it on.....* __,_._,___ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
