On Wed, Mar 30, 2016 at 3:54 AM, Nochur Ramanathan <> wrote: > > > > > > > ----- > *Subject:* LOL > > A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells: > > "Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?" > In deep husky voice a man next to him says: > "Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you > are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place... > 1. Bartender is Sardar, > 2. Bouncer is Sardar, > 3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt, > 4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter. > 5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler. > Now think about it. > Do you still wanna tell that joke?" > The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: > > "Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!! > > -------------------------- > > Who is poor? Worth reading. > > > > A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter > "Bhaiya show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give > to my maid." > > After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the > counter "Bhaiya show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on > her son's marriage" > > Poverty is in the mind or in the purse? > > Who is Rich? > > Once, a lady with her family was staying in a 3-star hotel for a picnic. > She was the mother of a 6 month old baby. > > "Can I get 1 cup of milk?" asked the lady to the 3-star hotel manager. > > "Yes madam", he replied. > > "But it will cost 100 bucks". "No problem", said the lady. > > While driving back from hotel, the child was hungry again. > > They stopped at a road side tea stall and took milk from the tea vendor > "How much?” she asked the tea vendor. > > "Madam, we don't charge money for kid's milk", the old man said with a > smile. > > "Let me know if you need more for the journey". The lady took one more cup > and left. > > She wondered, "Who’s richer? The hotel manager or the old tea vendor? > > Sometimes, in the race for more money, we forget that we are all humans. > Let's help someone in need, without expecting something in return. It will > make us feel better than what money can. > > Coffee never knew that it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met > milk and sugar. > > We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with > the right people.... > > Stay connected. > > "The world is full of nice people... If you can't find one... Be ONE👈 > > --------------------------- > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > Husbands have absolutely nothing to talk to their own wives but they > transform into Google when conversing with other women..😀😀 > > ----------------------------------------------------- > > > > > >
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