Tour of Heaven
A man dies and goes to heaven. Expecting a long line, he is surprised to see nobody there at all, except for an angel sittingin a chair with his feet up on a table. "Hello there," said the angel, "I'm Saint Peter, welcome to heaven!" "Thank you, Saint Peter," said the man, "where is everyone?" "Well, you're in luck. Today is just a very slow day, and to make the time pass, I like to give tours to the new arrivals. Would youenjoy a complete guided tour of heaven?" "Gosh, I'd love a tour of heaven...lead on, Saint Peter, lead on." Well, Saint Peter takes him everywhere. They go to hear the HeavenlyChoir, three hundred angels singing on high. They go to the GreatHall of Saints and the Great Temple of Martyrs and the man is justoverwhelmed. Finally, Saint Peter take him to the Throne Room ofGod himself. The man's heart skips a beat, and the light at the far end of the room just blinds him to the point that he can'tstand it any longer. He is escorted out. Then, Saint Peter walks him into a hugh room filled with thousandsand thousands of clocks, large and small, all shapes, all kinds. The man is puzzled. He asks, "What is this room full of clocksall about?" In a lecturing tone, Saint Peter describes, "This is the Room ofSouls. Each clock in the room represents a single human soul.The time on each clock represents how long each is to live. Eachand every time a person lies, however, the hands of the clock move a bit faster." The man glances up and notices a huge clock, face downward, whizzing around at a great rate of speed. His curiosity gets thebetter of him and he asks, "What is that clock?" "Oh that one. That's OJ's clock. We use it as a fan." * * <http://sig.graphicsfactory.com/>* நல்லதுசெய் நல்லதே நடக்கும் *जन सेवा ईश्वर सेवा * *cnu.pne* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
