* [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. *
* [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cheque. [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.* * [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.* * [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret later. [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. * * [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.* * [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.* * [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.* * [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.* * [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.* * [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!* * [24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.. [25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. * * [27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.* *Circulated by:* *K.Raman.* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
