---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Radhakrishnan Nerur Ramanathan > Date: Tue, Jul 12, 2016 at 2:51 PM Subject: Fwd: Iowa Farm Story..
*Iowa Farm Story* *Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road **one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.* *The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.* *The aged cow was struck and killed.Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the **owners what had happened.* *She said that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for **the animal, but she said, you killed it, so if they have to have **money, it will come out of your pocket! * * She stayed in the car makingphone calls. **About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his **clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive **wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling* *happily, smeared with lipstick.* *"What happened to you," asked Hillary?* *"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave **me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to* *me.”* *"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.* *The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said,* * 'I'm **Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'* *The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
