>
>
>
>
>
> *GOLDEN URINALS!!!!!*
> *A guy comes home completely drunk one night.*
>
> *He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife,who is most
> definitely not happy.*
>
> *"Where the hell have you been all night?" shedemands.*
>
>
> *"At this new bar," he says. "The GoldenSaloon. Everything there is
> golden. It's got huge goldendoors, a golden floor and even the urinal's
> gold!"*
>
>
>
> *The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the nextday checks the
> phone book, finding a place across towncalled the Golden Saloon. She calls
> up the place to checkher husband's story.*
>
> *"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when thebartender answers the
> phone.*
> *"Yes it is," bartender answers.*
> *"Do you have huge golden doors?"*
> *"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"*
> *"Most certainly do."*
> *"What about golden urinals?"*
>
>
> *There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartenderyelling, "Hey,
> Duke, I think I got a lead on the guythat pissed in your saxophone last
> night!"*
> *[image: M.d. Hegde's photo.]*
>
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