*Pardon the Pun* *• The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.*
*• I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.* *• Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant....Dirty Fellows.* *• I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.* *• To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!* *• Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.* *• Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.* *• Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.* *• Want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it* *• A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.* *• I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.* *• I have a few jokes about unemployed people. But it doesn't matter; none of them work* *• The outcome of war does not prove who is right, but only who is left.* *• 2 antennas met on a roof and got married. The wedding was ok, but the reception was incredible.* *• Where do TVs go on vacation? To remote islands!* *• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.* *• A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet'.* *• There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.* *• I am selling my guitar, no strings attached!!* *• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
