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 Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke 
Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Mishraji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer 😳Shocked Lekin kaha... β€œBatao!!!”

Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the 
Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:-  😳😳😳😳

Mishraji's another deadly solution: 
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches 
that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-😁😁😁😁

Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand 
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:- 
😫😫😫
Usse Kya hoga..

Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
β€œTIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”

Mishraji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start loving one cigarette,The other will get jealous & β€œjalney lagega”

Interviewer Impressed :-
πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ˆ Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do.

Mishra ji can sell anything...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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