Pranam Answer to funny questions
๐Why is the place in a stadium where you SIT, called a STAND ? A The SIT is understood only when some one stands so the stadium sees you sit. ๐Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE !! A Because they want to see Urvashi dance live. ๐Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess, As the WHITE always moved FIRST. A But even if white is one move ahead still black defend and check mate the white. ๐We have FREEDOM of SPEECH, Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ? A Even mental hospitals do that so freedom entails prison-mode only. ๐If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES ? A Sure does not grow on trees but hidden in the roots which the branches sucks as food. ๐Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ? A Because glue does not like out side Blue color. ๐Why do you still call it BUILDING, when its already BUILT ? A Because its not fully built and your house is going to build it more in future. ๐If its true that we all are here to HELP others, What are others HERE for ? A To supply you all the tools that would make you help them. ๐If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE, Why do bars have PARKING lots ? A TO PARK AND TRAVEL (ABROAD CANNOT MISSS TO UNDERSTAND) ๐If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..? A Under the drain pipes. ๐When Dog Food is 'New With Improved Taste', Who Tests It ? A secret; its only human consumption for but wrongly labled; who said dogs will not eat human food?. ๐If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff ? A Was planned but the oxygen shortage due to Corona postponed the release. ๐Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol ? A Copied right holders ๐Can You Cry Under Water ? A I did but no one noticed ๐Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog", When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day ?? A Now a days people do not believe if truth is spoken. Every problem has a solution and every solution has a problem. KR IRS 16421 -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZorvH8fP-HNKzXtHSr2BcAmHPUFa_mtxQxk5%2Bwd5iz9JwA%40mail.gmail.com.
