It is interesting. My friend used to say when I board the train in the last compartment, my illuck sits in the engine. KR IRS 11823
---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Capt Ravi Kant Mahajan <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2023 at 12:54 Subject: MURPHY'S LAW To: *MURPHY'S LAW* Murphy's Laws: We also call it 'God's will', 'that's how things are' or 'that happens sometimes'. So do not get disheartened. KEEP TRYING. · Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. · We agree ‘To err is human but to forgive is not company’s policy’. · The road to success??. Is always under construction! · Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think, neither does Milk. · All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else. · Since Light travels faster than Sound, some people appear brighter before you hear them speak. · Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. · If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. · You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. · Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. · If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late or was early today for a change. · Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. · When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. · If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls. · Especially for Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken the attendance. · Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker or the side where ladies are standing. · In Business; GOODS RETURNED will usually be those specially purchased by the customer in relatively large quantity or specially bought for the customer in ordered huge quantity or with little chance their resale. *●* *Capt. Ravi Kant Mahajan * -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZopZC7iJL_HeWMiX%2BiU2kfnXBsVW2F%3DwTiniLppkVJWJ0w%40mail.gmail.com.
