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From: 'N Sekar' via iyer123 <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, Dec 2, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Subject: [iyer123] Snippets - Sitendra Kumar - Monkeys of Vrindavan
To: Chittanandam V. R. <[email protected]>, Rangarajan T.N.C. <
[email protected]>, Mathangi K. Kumar <[email protected]>,
Iyer <[email protected]>, Kerala Iyer <[email protected]>,
Yeddanapudi Markandeyulu <[email protected]>, Srinivasan Sridharan <
[email protected]>



Thanks Chittanandam Sir.

I *endorse totally* what has been written and particularly about the
monkeys as I was a victim myself when we went to Vrindavan in 2017; except
in my case the monkey snatched it after we sat in an auto rickshaw (where I
felt it was safe to wear them) - where it came from, how it saw me wearing
my glasses AFTER I sat in the auto, how it snatched my glasses in a jiffy,
are beyond me - maya jal.

I was careful from the beginning, heeding my  Guide's suggestion to keep my
glasses in a bag and not wear/ display them, but wore them after I sat in
the auto as I felt more comfortable as they were tinted glasses.

After the usual "negotiations" as described in the article, I got them back
- not handed over politely but it threw them after chewing them a bit so I
had to get them repaired before I could wear them again. The problem was
when I chose to throw the mango carton (  I was confident of my throwing
ability as I had played street cricket in my school days) but to my anguish
and dismay, the carton fell well short of the short distance;  (he / she
was sitting on the roof of a nearby building and we were on the street).
Some other monkey came in between and took the juice.

My wife added salt to my injured ego as she had told me beforehand to give
the carton to our Guide and not to try anything silly. I could see the "I
told you so" expression on her face although she never uttered a word. I
remembered the Tamizh film song starring Jaishankar and Jayalalitha (Yaar
Nee?) "Parvai Ondre Podhume, Pallyarim Sol Venduma?" meaning Öne look is
enough who needs words?".

Then to my relief my Guide chose to throw it and horror of horrors, he also
faltered and the same story was repeated and seeing all these, some passer
by helped us by an accurate throw.

It was sight to be seen, laughed at and enjoyed thoroughly except that you
should not be the victim.

Your readers might have enjoyed the article penned by Atul Joshi and sent
by Sri Sitendra Kumar more but my feeling was one of sympathy and
commiserations, as I have first hand experience. For others it might a
laughing matter;  Poor Souls - they know not what it means to get your
glasses snatched from you violently and in a fraction of a second. I will
pardon them.

More than the temples we visited at Vrindavan this incident became the
talking point when I narrated it to my relatives and friends. It is a small
consolation to know I am not alone and have good company.

Regarding the last line in the article, there is a saying in Tamizh

"Kurangilirundu pirndavan manithan" - parinama valarchi.

So I feel we humans have inherited this trait than the other way around.


N Sekar


On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 05:15:16 PM GMT+4, Chittanandam V R <
[email protected]> wrote:



*Received from Shri Sitendra Kumar*

                         *Doing business with smart simians*

Atul Joshi

*ON a recent visit to Vrindavan, two observations were unmistakable. One
involved the all-pervasive, sweet manner of salutation. Whomsoever we met
greeted us with a chant of Radhey Radhey. From rickshaw-pullers to
shopkeepers, from priests to beggars, everyone would say the same magical
words with uncanny familiarity. Once, when I said ‘thank you’ to someone, I
was immediately instructed to say Radhey Radhey instead. In a couple of
hours, we were imbued with this amiable local custom.*

*The other practical advice given to us was to take our spectacles off and
keep them safely tucked in our pockets. There were monkeys all around and
they had devised an ingenious method to grab people’s eyewear. Anyone
venturing in the streets, ignorant of their modus operandi, was an instant
victim. Suddenly, an adventurous simian would appear from nowhere, take off
the glasses of the unwary person and perch on a nearby building, well
within the blurred sight of the sufferer. The ‘negotiations’ to get back
the spectacles would then start. No amount of bullying or cajoling seemed
to work. A knowledgeable local resident would then step in and disclose a
workable plan. At his erudite suggestion, a yellow carton of mango juice of
a popular brand needed to be procured and handed over to the guileful
monkey. The way this exchange would take place was a sight to behold. The
creature would mimic a cordial business exchange as if two high-ranking
emissaries were swapping files after signing an agreement. The monkey would
hand over the spectacles and gleefully take the carton to enjoy the juice
at the expense of the hapless victim.*

*Such incidents occurred with clockwork precision during the two days of my
stay. Every couple of hours, I would see from my room’s window a crowd
watching the unfolding drama whose protagonist was an enterprising ape with
its prized possession. One could not help marvelling at the ingenuity of
our ‘brethren’ separated by an evolutionary cycle. At the same time, it was
amusing to see some devotees stagger on the uneven streets without their
spectacles. One of them commented in exasperation when he stumbled on
missing a step: ‘Cannot wear spectacles for fear of being robbed, but
cannot see clearly without them.’*

*On the day of my departure, I was witness to another memorable episode. I
was startled to note that our very own victorious ape had refused the mango
juice carton. While I stood there transfixed, the watchman came and
replaced the yellow carton with a red one of mixed fruit juice. Now, the
exchange proceeded as smoothly as before. The watchman explained that some
monkeys might have got bored of the mango juice and changed their
preference to the mixed fruit variety. I wondered that perhaps these
monkeys were not lagging too far behind humans in greedily satisfying their
needs.*

- Atul Joshi

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Chittanandam



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