Narayana and laxmi frustrations unbound and jumping foxes for the flock of sheep but failing with no uncertainty bye
On Mon, 29 Jan 2024 at 07:14, Narayanaswamy Iyer <[email protected]> wrote: > Thanks, Sri Laxminarayan Sarma > > In every flock there is a black sheep bleating helplessly when shorn of > its pretences and unmasked. > > > 1. S Narayanaswamy Iyer > > > On Mon, Jan 29, 2024 at 5:16 PM Laxminarayan Sarma < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> *Anna, * >> >> *Just* >> >> *Forget* >> >> *The ill-begotten* >> >> *Through Incest* >> >> *Son of a practising* >> >> *Whore* >> >> *With a syphillis infected* >> >> *Arab clientele* >> >> *And the bastard* >> >> *Him self getting buggered by them* >> >> *To add a few more copoers* >> >> *As a leorous Pimp* >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 29 Jan, 2024, 12:05 pm Narayanaswamy Iyer, <[email protected]> >> wrote: >> >>> Dear folks >>> >>> The punch-drunk inherited-syphilis-infected unemployed former exciseman >>> self-styled NAYUNDA MAVEN and MAAMAA-PIMP assiduously scouring the >>> dark backlanes and side-streets of Red Dogtown night and day for clients >>> for his working-girl progenitress, flaunts his true colours again in >>> public, now revealing that *he has a "progeny" of puppies "**unspeakable >>> even in Garuda puranam.*" >>> >>> All this while bleeding -- as a result of my strong blows to his head, >>> neck, thorax and abdomen -- from his nava-dvaaras -- nostrils, eyes, ears, >>> mouth, rectum and penis -- without hope of quenching them with first aid or >>> any aid at all. >>> >>> *The incorrigible infantile idiot will NEVER learn. And deserves no >>> sympathy. He is a veritable glutton for punishment, and will offend again >>> and again with impunity.* >>> >>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >>> >>> On Sun, Jan 28, 2024 at 10:44 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >>> [email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>> SERVED HOT WITHIN 40 MINUTES BACK TO NAYNDA MAVEN Narayanasamy; {Dear >>>> folks "*Interactions with domestic dogs increase the risk of disease** >>>> transmission >>>> and competition for resources, exacerbating the pressures on wild >>>> populations.*" >>>> My comments:- Rajaram K alias KR IRS 26124 alias Cockroachmoorthy >>>> should certainly know from personal experience as he calls himself NAYUNDA >>>> MAVEN, proving that a stray rabid male canine is his progenitor. >>>> "*Are there any jokes about religion or other religions that you find >>>> funny despite being religious yourself?* >>>> >>>> *KR Thank GOD atya tishtat dasangulam is not made a joke out of >>>> brain-dead couples. God is everywhere trunk call or local call."* >>>> >>>> My comments:- Serial blasphemer and unmitigated habitual liar KR ex-IRS >>>> 26124 does not know, and is incapable of knowing due to >>>> syphilis-diseased brain, that God makes no trunk calls or local calls, >>>> nor can he make trunk calls or local calls to God. Communication with >>>> God can be achieved only by sincere prayer-sharanaagatham, by >>>> dhyaana-aavaahanam and by intense thapas.S Narayanaswamy Iyer} >>>> >>>> My comments: KR: And the pimp family prostitution brothel home >>>> runner Narayansay at singapore should have the progeny unspeakable even in >>>> Garuda puranam >>>> >>>> 2 No knowledge ,Naragal Narayanasamy, who cannot write anything >>>> better than these butler profession pimp worded texts ; great minds would >>>> think differently; but nose bleeders at 98 cannot afford anything more. >>>> Only pimps are prone to syphilis and poor souls living with odds ; take >>>> care Narayana . Because brain dead only Narayana can write like this and >>>> how correct am I? A haggard pimp cannot pray that too sharanaagatham ,(did >>>> you think of another bamboozled word?). dhyanam is OK(you will sleep a lot) >>>> ;what are you "avahanaming" and "tapasing" Narayana ? dont create jokes. >>>> Already you are made a joker in all groups. More you write more nose >>>> bleeding only will occur Bye for now Wash your nose well KR >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 at 19:35, Narayanaswamy Iyer <[email protected]> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dear folks >>>>> >>>>> "*Interactions with domestic dogs increase the risk of disease** >>>>> transmission >>>>> and competition for resources, exacerbating the pressures on wild >>>>> populations.*" >>>>> >>>>> My comments:- Rajaram K alias KR IRS 26124 alias Cockroachmoorthy >>>>> should certainly know from personal experience as he calls himself NAYUNDA >>>>> MAVEN, proving that a stray rabid male canine is his progenitor. >>>>> >>>>> "*Are there any jokes about religion or other religions that you find >>>>> funny despite being religious yourself?* >>>>> >>>>> *KR Thank GOD atya tishtat dasangulam is not made a joke out of >>>>> brain-dead couples. God is everywhere trunk call or local call."* >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> My comments:- Serial blasphemer and unmitigated habitual liar KR ex-IRS >>>>> 26124 does not know, and is incapable of knowing due to >>>>> syphilis-diseased brain, that God makes no trunk calls or local calls, >>>>> nor can he make trunk calls or local calls to God. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Communication with God can be achieved only by sincere >>>>> prayer-sharanaagatham, by dhyaana-aavaahanam and by intense thapas. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> S Narayanaswamy Iyer >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> KR IRS 26124 >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Sat, Jan 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM Rajaram Krishnamurthy < >>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> CULTURAL QA 01202425 >>>>>> >>>>>> Q1 What is the eating habit of the maned wolf? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR The Enigmatic Maned Wolf: Icon of the South American >>>>>> Savanna >>>>>> >>>>>> The maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) stands as an emblem of the >>>>>> South American savanna, captivating researchers and conservationists >>>>>> alike >>>>>> with its striking appearance and elusive nature. While resembling a fox >>>>>> on >>>>>> stilts due to its long legs and reddish fur, the maned wolf is a unique >>>>>> canid species, distinct from both wolves and foxes. Found primarily >>>>>> in the grasslands and scrub forests of Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, and >>>>>> Bolivia, the maned wolf inhabits a niche that sets it apart from its >>>>>> relatives and underscores the importance of preserving its habitat and >>>>>> understanding its ecology. >>>>>> >>>>>> The distinctive feature of the maned wolf is, undoubtedly, its >>>>>> remarkable mane, which earned it the moniker "maned" wolf. Despite >>>>>> its resemblance to the mane of a lion, this striking characteristic >>>>>> serves >>>>>> more as a social signalling tool than for protection or intimidation. >>>>>> Standing tall at shoulder height, the maned wolf's impressive stature >>>>>> further adds to its mystique, making it an imposing yet graceful >>>>>> figure in the vast expanses of the South American grasslands. >>>>>> >>>>>> Beneath its captivating exterior lies a complex ecological role. As >>>>>> an omnivore*,** the maned wolf's diet consists of a diverse array of >>>>>> foods, including fruits, small mammals, insects, and vegetation.* >>>>>> However, >>>>>> its dependence on certain fruits, particularly the lobeira fruit (Solanum >>>>>> lycocarpum), highlights its role as a keystone species in its ecosystem. >>>>>> By >>>>>> consuming and dispersing the seeds of these fruits across its range, the >>>>>> maned wolf contributes to the regeneration of plant communities, thereby >>>>>> shaping the structure and composition of the savanna landscape. >>>>>> >>>>>> Despite its ecological significance, the maned wolf faces numerous >>>>>> threats >>>>>> to its survival, primarily stemming from habitat loss, >>>>>> fragmentation, and human-wildlife conflict. The conversion of grasslands >>>>>> into agricultural lands, urban expansion, and the construction of roads >>>>>> pose significant challenges to the maned wolf's ability to find suitable >>>>>> habitat and establish territories. Furthermore, interactions with >>>>>> domestic >>>>>> dogs increase the risk of disease transmission and competition for >>>>>> resources, exacerbating the pressures on wild populations. >>>>>> >>>>>> Efforts to conserve the maned wolf encompass a range of strategies >>>>>> aimed at mitigating these threats and promoting coexistence between >>>>>> humans >>>>>> and wildlife. Conservation initiatives focus on habitat restoration, >>>>>> establishment of protected areas, and raising awareness about the >>>>>> importance of preserving biodiversity. Collaborative research projects >>>>>> involving scientists, conservationists, and local communities seek to >>>>>> enhance our understanding of maned wolf ecology and behavior, informing >>>>>> targeted conservation interventions and fostering stewardship of natural >>>>>> resources. >>>>>> >>>>>> In conclusion, the maned wolf embodies the spirit of the South >>>>>> American savanna, serving as both a symbol of its rich biodiversity and a >>>>>> reminder of the challenges facing its conservation. As stewards of our >>>>>> planet, it is incumbent upon us to safeguard the habitats and ecosystems >>>>>> upon which species like the maned wolf depend. By embracing a holistic >>>>>> approach to conservation that integrates scientific research, community >>>>>> engagement, and policy advocacy, we can ensure a future where the maned >>>>>> wolf continues to roam the grasslands, a testament to the resilience and >>>>>> beauty of the natural world. >>>>>> >>>>>> This essay provides an overview of the maned wolf's characteristics, >>>>>> ecological role, conservation challenges, and conservation efforts aimed >>>>>> at >>>>>> protecting this iconic species. And a lot more can be seen in Brittanica. >>>>>> KR IRS 26124 >>>>>> >>>>>> ----------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>> Q2 Do you know a joke about a veterinarian? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR Car mechanic joke $100 charged? >>>>>> >>>>>> Q3 Is inhaling helium from a balloon safe? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR Helium is a chemical element with the symbol He and >>>>>> atomic number 2. It is a colorless, odorless, tasteless, non-toxic, and >>>>>> inert gas under standard conditions. Helium is the second lightest and >>>>>> second most abundant element in the observable universe, being present at >>>>>> about 24% of the total elemental mass, which is more than 12 times the >>>>>> mass >>>>>> of all the heavier elements combined. >>>>>> >>>>>> Key Characteristics of Helium: >>>>>> >>>>>> Chemical Properties: Helium is classified as a noble gas, which means >>>>>> it is highly stable and does not readily form chemical bonds with other >>>>>> elements. It is inert, meaning it does not react with other substances >>>>>> under normal conditions. >>>>>> >>>>>> Abundance: Helium is the second most abundant element in the >>>>>> universe, after hydrogen. However, it is relatively rare on Earth and is >>>>>> usually extracted from natural gas deposits. >>>>>> >>>>>> Low Density: Helium is lighter than air, which makes it useful for >>>>>> various applications such as filling balloons and airships to make them >>>>>> float. >>>>>> >>>>>> High Thermal Conductivity: Helium has the highest thermal >>>>>> conductivity of any element, making it useful in cryogenics and cooling >>>>>> applications. >>>>>> >>>>>> Superfluidity: At extremely low temperatures near absolute zero, >>>>>> helium exhibits unique properties such as superfluidity, where it flows >>>>>> without viscosity and exhibits other unusual behaviors. >>>>>> >>>>>> Nuclear Fusion: Helium is a byproduct of nuclear fusion reactions in >>>>>> stars, where hydrogen atoms fuse to form helium, releasing energy in the >>>>>> process. >>>>>> >>>>>> Medical and Industrial Uses: Helium is used in various industrial >>>>>> applications, including cooling nuclear reactors, as a shielding gas in >>>>>> arc >>>>>> welding, and as a coolant in cryogenics. It is also used in medicine for >>>>>> cooling MRI magnets and as a carrier gas in respiratory treatments. >>>>>> >>>>>> Overall, helium's unique combination of properties makes it >>>>>> invaluable for a wide range of scientific, industrial, and medical >>>>>> applications. Despite its abundance in the universe, the limited >>>>>> terrestrial reserves of helium emphasize the importance of its >>>>>> conservation >>>>>> and efficient utilization. >>>>>> >>>>>> And supposed to have arisen after Big Bang of science and in SUN. >>>>>> >>>>>> --------------------------------------------------------------- >>>>>> >>>>>> Q3 What is your most loved joke ever? Even if you >>>>>> remember it now, you can't control your laughing. >>>>>> >>>>>> KR What about the joke: will you marry after my death >>>>>> and Janakaraj “My wife had gone to native place”.? >>>>>> >>>>>> Q4 Why did Neil Armstrong leave a bracelet apparently on >>>>>> the moon for his dead daughter? He didn't have authorization to do that. >>>>>> Weren't all items brought into space supposed to be okayed by NASA? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR A lot of myths in media and Quora and in here >>>>>> >>>>>> Q5 Are there any jokes about religion or other religions >>>>>> that you find funny despite being religious yourself? >>>>>> >>>>>> KR Thank GOD atya tishtat dasangulam is not made a joke out of >>>>>> brain-dead couples. God is everywhere trunk call or local call. >>>>>> >>>>>> KR IRS 26124 >>>>>> >>>>>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2024 at 11:42, 'gopala krishnan' via KeralaIyers < >>>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> *CULTURAL QA 01-2024-25* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *All the BELOW QA are from Quora digest to me on 26-01-2024.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> * Quora answers need not be 100% correct answers * >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *.Compiled* *and posted by R. Gopala krishnan, on 26-01-2024* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Q1 What is the eating habit of the maned wolf?* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A1 Gary Meaney, author of Zoology's Greatest Mystery >>>>>>> (2022)Oct 15* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The maned wolf. Despite the name, it isn’t really a wolf; **rather, >>>>>>> its closest cousin is the bizarre bush dog of the Amazon Rainforest. >>>>>>> Ironically, the bush dog and maned wolf are physical opposites - whereas >>>>>>> the former is stocky and stubby, the latter walks on legs like stilts. >>>>>>> This >>>>>>> lanky build allows it to stride above the long grasses of the South >>>>>>> American savannahs it roams.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The maned wolf differs from both its namesake and its relative the >>>>>>> bush dog in its social habits. It doesn’t live in a pack, but rather >>>>>>> prefers to lead a solitary life. Sometimes a male and a female will >>>>>>> pair up >>>>>>> and patrol an expansive shared territory, but even still they’ll seldom >>>>>>> cross paths intentionally. They mark the boundaries of this territory >>>>>>> with >>>>>>> an extremely strong-smelling urine.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Due to a pyrazine - a type of chemical - maned wolf urine smells >>>>>>> exactly like cannabis!** In fact, years ago, the scent had police >>>>>>> scouring a zoo in search of who they assumed were illegal smokers. This >>>>>>> happened in Rotterdam, of all places…* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Now to address your question. Maned wolves aren’t fussy about what >>>>>>> they eat. Many small animals fall prey to them: anything from insects to >>>>>>> armadillos. However, they are the most herbivorous of all the world’s >>>>>>> dog >>>>>>> species. Yes, uniquely among canines, the majority of their diet is >>>>>>> made up >>>>>>> by plant matter!* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Indeed, in some cases, up to 90% of the diet is represented by a >>>>>>> single green fruit:** the wolf apple. In Brazil, they call it the >>>>>>> fruta-de-lobo or lobeira. A close relative of tomatoes and aubergines, >>>>>>> it >>>>>>> abounds year-round in the tropical grasslands of South America.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The peel and seeds of the wolf apple are stuffed with a variety of >>>>>>> toxic chemicals collectively termed glycoalkaloids.** These >>>>>>> compounds are harmless to the maned wolf, but are thought to be potent >>>>>>> enough to kill the maned wolf’s worst enemy: the giant kidney worm. >>>>>>> Infection by this gruesome parasite can spell certain death for the >>>>>>> canine, >>>>>>> but their favourite fruit may just be the antidote.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Giant kidney worms begin their life as waterborne eggs, which are >>>>>>> eaten by aquatic earthworms. The eggs hatch inside the earthworm, and >>>>>>> the >>>>>>> baby parasites flock to their host’s blood vessels and begin growth. The >>>>>>> earthworm is then eaten by a fish or frog, which in turn is eaten by a >>>>>>> maned wolf. Having reached their final destination, the worms take on >>>>>>> their >>>>>>> adult form, growing to up to a metre in length! They lay eggs in the >>>>>>> maned >>>>>>> wolf’s urine, but fatally destroy its kidneys in the process.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Giant kidney worms can also infect domestic dogs, along with a >>>>>>> bunch of other mammals. On occasion, even humans can contract them!* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The wolf apple has another fascinating importance - one that >>>>>>> benefits not only the maned wolf, but the whole savannah ecosystem. For >>>>>>> reasons which are not particularly well understood, maned wolves often >>>>>>> defecate directly onto the nests of leafcutter ants. If you’ve read >>>>>>> previous answers of mine, you may know that leafcutter ants are masters >>>>>>> of >>>>>>> agriculture - they cultivate their own underground gardens of fungus. >>>>>>> The >>>>>>> fungus grows nutritious “gongylidia” which the ants harvest to feed >>>>>>> their >>>>>>> larvae.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Maned wolf dung provides the perfect fuel for the fungal crops**. >>>>>>> The ant colony immediately sets to work carrying it inside the nest, >>>>>>> where >>>>>>> they use it as fertiliser. The fungus cannot digest the seeds, so the >>>>>>> leafcutter ants first discard these and leave them in a refuse pile with >>>>>>> the rest of their waste. This organic debris provides a fertile >>>>>>> substrate: >>>>>>> the seeds germinate, and soon, a beautiful new wolf apple plant has >>>>>>> sprung >>>>>>> up where once there was none.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *This is an answer about the maned wolf, but it is also an answer >>>>>>> about wolf apples, giant kidney worms, earthworms, fish, frogs, >>>>>>> leafcutter >>>>>>> ants, and fungi. There’s nothing more beautiful to me than the >>>>>>> interconnectedness of nature. If but one link in the chain is removed, >>>>>>> the >>>>>>> system falls into disarray. That’s exactly why we need to protect these >>>>>>> species.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Q2 Do you know a joke about a veterinarian?* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A2 Christine Hennig,9h* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A man comes home from work one day and discovers that his dog is >>>>>>> unconscious.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *He rushes the dog to the vet. The vet examines the dog and then >>>>>>> says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but your dog has died.”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The man refuses to believe this. He says to the vet, “I can’t >>>>>>> believe my beloved dog is dead! It’ can’t possibly be true! Aren't there >>>>>>> any tests you can give him, just to make sure?”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The vet says, “OK, I’ll do a test.” He brings a cat into the exam >>>>>>> room. The cat slowly walks around the dog, sniffs it, and then looks at >>>>>>> the >>>>>>> vet and meows.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The vet says, “The test turned out just as I suspected. Your dog is >>>>>>> dead.”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The man says, “I still can’t believe it!! Can’t you do another >>>>>>> test?”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *So the vet brings in a large black dog**. The dog sniffs the man’s >>>>>>> unconscious dog, looks at the vet, and says, “Woof!”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The vet says, “Again, the test shows that your dog is dead. I’m so >>>>>>> sorry, but you’ll just have to face it.”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The man says, “OK, I guess you’re right. I believe you. It was just >>>>>>> hard for me to face that my long time companion has died. Well, how >>>>>>> much do >>>>>>> I owe you?”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The vet replies, “You owe me $500.”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The man says, “500?? You’re charging me $500 to tell me my dog is >>>>>>> dead?”* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The vet replies, “No, I’m charging you $50 to tell you your dog is >>>>>>> dead. The $450 is for the cat scan and the lab test.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Q3 Is inhaling helium from a balloon safe?* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A3 C Stuart Hardwick, Award-Winning Scifi Author, >>>>>>> Analog regular Updated 10mo* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Yes and no.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Inhaling a lungful of pure helium has the exact same effect on your >>>>>>> oxygen supply as holding your breath after exhaling. By itself, taking a >>>>>>> single breath of helium can’t really hurt you.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *There is, however, a critical difference.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *When you hold your breath, carbon dioxide starts to build up in >>>>>>> whatever gas is in your lungs and in your blood**. You cannot >>>>>>> detect oxygen, but your body is highly sensitize to carbon dioxide, as >>>>>>> even >>>>>>> a fairly modest buildup can be toxic. So as CO2 builds up, you feel an >>>>>>> urgent need to breathe, which eventually you can no longer resist, like >>>>>>> it >>>>>>> or not (in almost every case) you gulp a breath, the crisis passes, and >>>>>>> you >>>>>>> go your merry way.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *BUT…if it’s a lungful of helium all that CO2 is building up in,** >>>>>>> and if when you finally can’t take it and gulp a breath, it’s another >>>>>>> breath of helium you gulp…now you’re in real danger.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *As I said, your body can’t detect oxygen, and you just washed away >>>>>>> all the CO2 it was trying to get rid of. As far as your body is >>>>>>> concerned, >>>>>>> you’ve just taken a nice deep breath of clean fresh air. But if you >>>>>>> sucked >>>>>>> in more helium—it doesn’t contain any oxygen. You are very likely within >>>>>>> seconds of passing out.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Now, if you just sucked some helium out of a balloon, you might >>>>>>> fall over and hit your head, or in an extremely unlikely case, fall and >>>>>>> become entangled and suffocate, but most likely, the helium in a >>>>>>> balloon is >>>>>>> mixed with air to stop you doing that, so you’ll just feel rather woozy >>>>>>> and >>>>>>> think better of your party trick* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *But if you drew that breath through a regulator or pipe fitted to a >>>>>>> helium tank, you are in all probability about to die. You’ll pass out. >>>>>>> You’ll keep breathing. You’ll keep washing out the CO2 with each clean >>>>>>> breath, and your body won’t know anything is wrong. As your tissues >>>>>>> consume >>>>>>> the last of the oxygen, your heart rate and respiration and blood fly >>>>>>> will >>>>>>> accelerate as they would at the start of exercise, and then they’ll >>>>>>> stop. >>>>>>> Dead.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Humans can’t detect a lack of oxygen, only an excess of CO2**. >>>>>>> People die all the time in confined space accidents in which they climb >>>>>>> down a ladder or set of stairs into a tank that’s been purged with >>>>>>> nitrogen, and if they realize at all that they are passing out, it’s too >>>>>>> late to climb back out.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *My note- I watched a news item in TV recently-In Chennai airport a >>>>>>> helium balloon used for advertisement** nearby got detached and >>>>>>> fell on the run way and not detected for a long time. * >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Somebody just by incidence detected the green white balloon after >>>>>>> some time* *and it was removed and destroyed with safety >>>>>>> precautions. Fortunately no aircraft landed on the runway avoiding >>>>>>> serious >>>>>>> accident* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Q3 What is your most loved joke ever? Even if you >>>>>>> remember it now, you can't control your laughing.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A3 Paolo Lucchesi,10h* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Premier league soccer match. A man looks for where to sit* *in the >>>>>>> packed stands. Suddenly he sees a vacant seat, approaches the man >>>>>>> sitting >>>>>>> next to him and asks, "Excuse me, is that seat free?"* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The man turns to look at him with flushed eyes, and in a voice >>>>>>> broken with tears he replies, * >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *"Yes, it's free... it was my wife's place, and now she's gone, >>>>>>> she's gone..."* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *"Excuse me, I didn't mean to..."* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *"You see, soccer was our great passion, the thing that united us**. >>>>>>> We always came to the stadium together, and together we rejoiced and >>>>>>> hugged >>>>>>> each other when our team scored, together we despaired when our team >>>>>>> conceded a goal, but we were together.... I used to always come with >>>>>>> her, >>>>>>> and now instead I have to come alone..."* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *"But you could come with a friend, a relative..."* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *"Damn them, they're all at the funeral." (**Sorry for the >>>>>>> not-so-good translation)* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Q4 Why did Neil Armstrong leave a bracelet apparently >>>>>>> on the moon for his dead daughter? He didn't have authorization to do >>>>>>> that. >>>>>>> Weren't all items brought into space supposed to be okayed by NASA?* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A4 Samantha Wallace,Research Scientist11h* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The bracelet was not left on the moon for Armstrong's deceased >>>>>>> daughter**. This is a common myth that has been debunked by >>>>>>> Armstrong himself and his family.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *According to Armstrong, the bracelet was actually a Personal >>>>>>> Preference Kit (PPK**) item that he had brought with him on the >>>>>>> Apollo 11 mission. PPK items were personal items that astronauts were >>>>>>> allowed to bring with them on their space missions, and they were not >>>>>>> required to be approved by NASA.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The bracelet in question was a small piece of fabric with a few >>>>>>> strands of hair from Armstrong's daughter**, Karen, who had >>>>>>> tragically passed away in 1962 at the age of two from a brain tumor. >>>>>>> Armstrong had carried this item with him on all of his space missions >>>>>>> as a >>>>>>> way to honor and remember his daughter.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *During the Apollo 11 mission, Armstrong left the PPK bag containing >>>>>>> the bracelet in the Lunar Module as a personal memento. He did not >>>>>>> leave it >>>>>>> on the moon's surface, as it was not a sanctioned item to be left >>>>>>> behind.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *In an interview with NBC in 2012, Armstrong's son Mark confirmed >>>>>>> that the bracelet was not left on the moon and that his father had >>>>>>> brought >>>>>>> it back with him to Earth.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *So, while Armstrong did bring a personal item with him to the moon, >>>>>>> it was not left there for his daughter. It was simply a personal memento >>>>>>> that he carried with him on his historic journey.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *Q5 Are there any jokes about religion or other >>>>>>> religions that you find funny despite being religious yourself?* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *A5 Steven Burton, Author Jan 19* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the >>>>>>> Pope's private chambers. "What is that phone for?" he asks the pontiff. >>>>>>> **"It's >>>>>>> my direct line to the God!"* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The Rabbi is skeptical, and the Pope notices. The Holy Father >>>>>>> insists that the Rabbi try it out, and, indeed, he is connected to God.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The Rabbi holds a lengthy discussion with Him. After hanging up the >>>>>>> Rabbi says. "Thank you very much. This is great! But listen, I want to >>>>>>> pay >>>>>>> for my phone charges." The Pope, of course, refuses, but the Rabbi is >>>>>>> steadfast and finally the pontiff gives in. He checks the counter on the >>>>>>> phone and says, "All right! The charges were 100,000 Lira. ($56)"* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *The Chief Rabbi gladly hands over a packet of bills. A few months >>>>>>> later, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit. In the Chief >>>>>>> Rabbi's >>>>>>> chambers he sees a phone identical to his and learns it also is a direct >>>>>>> line to God. The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires >>>>>>> divine consultation and asks if he can use the Rabbi's phone. The Rabbi >>>>>>> gladly agrees, hands him the phone, and the Pope chats away.* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> *After hanging up, the Pope offers to pay for the phone charges. >>>>>>> This time, the Chief Rabbi refuses to accept payment. After the Pope >>>>>>> insists, the Chief The Rabbi relents and looks on the phone counter and >>>>>>> says: "1 Shekel 50! 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