👍❤️ On Tue, 30 Jan 2024 at 08:14, Rama <[email protected]> wrote:
> An annual Pun Competition was held by the New York Times. Here are some > submissions: > > 1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. > > 2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. > > 3. A dentist and a manicurist married. They now fight tooth and nail. > > 4. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. > > 5. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. > > 6. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she > couldn't control her pupils? 😀 > > 7. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? > Yes, we arson. > > 8. Why is ‘dark’ spelt with a k and not c? > Because you can’t 'c' in the dark. > > 9. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? > Well, because time will tell. > > 10. Prison may be just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a > sentence. > > 11. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players > are really hard to find. > > 12. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried > grapes. > It’s all about raisin awareness!!! > > -- > *Ramaswamy* > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "iyer123" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To view this discussion on the web visit > https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAKaWjR%3DeVXAobh8RvK1GknJckRvgbtaBKLZH2sxxkQy7A1a4qw%40mail.gmail.com > <https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/iyer123/CAKaWjR%3DeVXAobh8RvK1GknJckRvgbtaBKLZH2sxxkQy7A1a4qw%40mail.gmail.com?utm_medium=email&utm_source=footer> > . > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CAL5XZopc%2B8ebsmgEhNdydwWuQn07HunV8b4B48_2FXh0se62Fg%40mail.gmail.com.
