Gopala having said it YOU MUST TAKE ONE PARA AND SHOW HOW MANY MISTAKES; AND IN TURN IF i SHOW THE STINK IN YOUR CONTENTS MORE THAN YOUR WORDS, THEN YOU SHALL STOP WRITING ok? SHOW ME ONE PARAGRAPH ;MUTTALE ;DONT CRY LIKE A KID AND NEVER ACT AS IF YOU ARE MASTER OF EVEN ONE LANGUAGE THANK YOU BUFFOON; DO SOUND JALRA KR IRS 8324
---------- Forwarded message --------- From: gopala krishnan <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2024 at 05:28 Subject: Re: [KeralaIyers] Re: [iyer123] CULTURAL QA 03-2024-08 To: [email protected] <[email protected]>, Patty Thatha <[email protected]>, Iyer <[email protected]>, Narayanaswamy Iyer <[email protected]>, Rajaram Krishnamurthy < [email protected]>, Laxminarayan Sarma <[email protected]> Respected sir, Thank you for reading the posting and responding . Regarding the cockroach I feel Mr Rajaram *react than responding.* He is not able to write a paragraph without mistakes. But he wants to express he is having more knowledge especially about question answers I post than those who have answered. He is not able to appreciate humor, simplicity, progressive writing etc of a person who has answered. He simply copy paste pages many times irrelevant to the subject. He is having *inferiority complex* which is observed from his * reactions. The best example of his addition of Bhasmaswamy posted by Mr Sarma yesterday. * *By taking bath crow cannot become crane* *Gopalakrishnan* Gopalakrishnan On Friday, 8 March, 2024 at 02:36:26 pm IST, Narayanaswamy Iyer < [email protected]> wrote: Dear Sri Gopalakrishna Just two points:- (1) Re coconut:- The young tender coconut full of "water" just does not resonate when shaken. Only drier older nuts, which have space because the "water" has shrunk, produce "sloshing" sounds when shaken. (2) Re cockroach:- Our imperishable Rajaram K alias KR ex-IRS alias Karuppan-chaami's own nickname is Cockroachmoorthy, shortened to "cockroach", with a cracking-good German name, beginning with "Kraken.." S Narayanaswamy Iyer On Fri, Mar 8, 2024 at 4:01 PM 'gopala krishnan' via iyer123 < [email protected]> wrote: CULTURAL QA 03-2024-08 All the below QA are from Quora DIGEST to me on 08-03-2024. Selected quora answers generally interesting including jokes are included Still they need not be 100% correct answers. I am only a compiler. Compiled and posted by R. Gopala Krishnan, 80, on 08-03-2024. Q1 What is one marketing trick that only insiders know? A1 Gopalkrishna Vishwanath,A great fan of social media. But I still have no Facebook account! 11h A customer approached a street hawker selling tender coconuts and asked for one with more water in it than flesh. The hawker picked a tender coconut from the heap and shook it and listened to the sloshing of the water inside it. He was not satisfied. He then put it back. He picked another and repeated his act and was again not satisfied. He put it back. The third time he was happy with the coconut he had picked and shaken.He put it in plastic bag.He then hands it over and collects his money. The customer then asked him how he identified the right coconut. The vendor says: That is no big deal. I pick any two at random,, shake it, put it back and select the third coconut, shake it and put on a satisfied expression on my face and hand it over. It has always worked for me. Q2 What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? A2 Reily Crabtree,10h Three women die and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says: “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says: “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!” The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. He’s tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says: “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?” The guy says: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!” Q3 What is your unbelievable lost & found story? A3 Vijaya Lakshmi,Have experience in life for 68 years. Updated 4y “Vijaya, I don’t find my Aadhaar Card in my purse. See if it is in your handbag”, my husband said just an hour before we were going on a train journey. (For non-Indians, Aadhaar Card is an identification card, which has a unique identification number on it. It is a very important card for any type of identification). “Why will it be in my handbag? You always keep it in your purse. Any how let me search it” I searched my handbag inside out taking out around 126 items from the handbag. “No, it is not there. There is not much time for the train. Take your PAN card instead (Permanent Account Number—for income tax) for this journey. We will search for it after returning from our journey” I said. After returning from the journey, I searched the entire house thoroughly for it, but couldn’t find it. My husband, as it is his usual habit, was postponing the process of obtaining a new card, much to my frustration. Few months passed…..Then came the (good) fateful day! “trinnnnng” sounded the calling bell. I went to open the door. “Madam is this your book?” asked a young man handing a book to me. Yes, it was ours indeed! We had many such books in our library. But since the number of books increased to an unmanageable level, we donated many such books (just pulp fiction) to a local library a few months back. “But we donated it to a library,” I said. “I am one of the members of that library. I brought this book to you because I found this ‘Aadhaar card’ in between the pages of this book” he removed the Aadhaar card from the book and showed me. “My God it is my husband’s. Thank you for bringing it” I said happily. “I could trace your house from the house address given in the card,” he said. “Thank you! You saved much of the hassle of getting a new one” I said. Meanwhile, my husband came there. I explained to him everything. “Ah, now I remember. In one of our train journeys, I took this book to read in the train. I used my Aadhaar card as a bookmark. I forgot to take it out from the book, before putting it in the book shelf. Few days after that journey we donated many books to library”, husband said coolly. “Sir hats off to your unique use of Aadhaar card,” said the smiling young man who was listening to our conversation. I smiled awkwardly not knowing whether to laugh or cry. So that was my unbelievable lost & found story. Edit: People are suggesting to download e Aadhaar from the internet. But this incident happened 4–5 years back when there was no such facility. Moral of the story: Don’t use your Aadhaar card as a bookmark!. Q4 Can you tell me something inspiring? A4 Kartik Shetty, Tech Lover, Gamer, Fitness Enthusiast Updated 3y Cockroach Theory- A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai. Once Sundar Pichai went to a restaurant. He ordered coffee and started observing a bunch of ladies in front of him. At the restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on one of the ladies in that group. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic-stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behaviour of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant. Sipping his coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of his mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behaviour? If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos. It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies. Then he realized that "it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me. It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me. More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life." Some things are in our control and others not. Things in our control are opinion, pursuit, desire, aversion, and, in a word, whatever are our own actions. Things not in our control are body, property, reputation, command, and, in a word, whatever are not our own actions. Lessons learnt from the story:I understood I should not react in life.I should always respond. The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded. Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of. A beautiful way to understand............LIFE. A person who is happy is not because Everything is right in his Life. He is happy because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right..!! Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. Next time you’re in a compromising situation, consider it an opportunity to grow this space. Information Source: The cockroach story narrated by Google CEO Sundar Pichai My note- I found this QA very interesting and included. Mr Rajaram, please do not think it is for you to react, but to respond. Q5 What are some interesting facts? A5 Amit Singh,5h Ever wondered why there are revolving doors at the entrances of big buildings? Appears to be trouble during excessive movement of people…isn’t it?? Well there is a reason for that bulky thing to get installed at the entrances. Revolving doors allow better control of the inside temperature compared to the regular sliding or hinged doors. Opening a hinged or sliding door even for a brief period will result in tremendous amount of heat exchange between the internal and external temperatures, especially in extreme weather conditions. A revolving door prevents this energy loss as there is never a point where the air can flow freely between in and out of the lobby. My note- Revolving door occupies more space. Many banks had revolving doors in front. Now they have changed it to grilled gate which could move sideways, and locked in such a way only one person can enter/ leave the bank at a time. When public banking hours are over it is common to see in many banks the grilled gates are closed and staff working inside even up to 8 PM on some days. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "iyer123" group. 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