GOOD JOKES 3-2024-04 1 JOKE ABOUTNORDIC PEOPLE
Posted by Don Bruck, Lives in Suburbia USA 15h Yes. I heard it in North Dakota, which was wassettled by Swedes and Norwegians. They were called “Sven and Ollie” jokes. Sven and Olliecould be Norwegian or Swedish, depending on who was telling the joke. Sven was in town and wandered into the men’s wearstore. He saw a jacket he liked, and he really liked it was on sale. The salesperson helped him. The corner of the collar stood up a little. Thesalesperson told to just use his chin to press it down every few minutes. The right arm was a little short, and the left alittle long. Sven, being frugal, didn’t want to pay for tailoring. The salesperson told Sven to lift his left shoulderand bend his right elbow. Sven happily wore the jacket out of the store. On hisway down the street he met his friend Ollie. When Ollie got home, his wife asked him about hisday. “Saw Sven. Heseems to be having some health problems but his new jacket fits great.” 2 A JOKE ABOUTDEAFNESS Posted by Adarsh Mukul, Reader, Mechanical engineer,Aspirant, Learner Updated 5y A husband thought that his wifeis turning deaf, because every time he would ask her something from adistance, he would not get an answer. He went to his friend and said, “My wife has turnedpartially deaf, whenever I ask her something, I don’t get a reply. But when Iask same thing by going near to her, she answers me”. His friend said, “Now?” Husband said, “See, I don’t want to hurt her and makeher realize that she is turning deaf”. Friend said, “Do one thing, first we should get toknow, that at what distance she can hear properly? Ask her something fromdifferent distances like try from 15 metres, then try from 10 metre, then 5metre then 1 metre.” Husband got convinced, and when he reached home, hesaw that his wife was in kitchen, he went to terrace(nearly 15m from thekitchen) and shouted, “Honey, where is my red file?” He didn’t get the answer. He moved ahead and from a distance of 10m he againsaid, “Honey, where’s my red file?” He again didn’t get an answer. He moved ahead and did the same thing from a distanceof 5m and he didn’t get an answer, he turned sad. Now, he went inside the kitchen, and from a distanceof 1 metre and with teary eyes, he said, “Honey where’s my red file?” Now his wife turned and said, “What has happened toyou? 3 times I said, ‘its in the cupboard’ and still you are asking the samething”. 3 REDNECK (workingclass)JOKE Posted by Marc Clamage, Alter kakker extraordinaire! 11h A good ol’ boy goes to college and soon runs through all the moneyhis father gave him. He writes to his father: “Dad, they have a great newprogram here at school. They can actually teach a dog to talk! Send Rover along with a thousanddollars and I'll bring him back a talking dog!” His father gets excitedand sends the dog and money. A few months later he's run through the money againso he writes his dad: “Rover’s talking up a storm but now they've got a programthat'll teach him to read! It's $2,000 but they guarantee results. Should Ienrol him?” So the father again sends the money. Now it's the end of the semester and he's got toexplain to his father why the dog can't talk or read. He calls his father whosays to him, “When are you two coming home? I can't wait to talk to Rover and hear him read!” The son says, “Dad, I've got terrible news. The otherday I walked into the living room and there was Rover sitting in his chair andreading the newspaper as he likes to do when he turns to me and says, ‘So, is your daddy still stepping outwith that little redhead who lives over on Maple Street?” The father says, “I hope you shot that lyin’ sumbitch!” 4 BRITISH HUMOUR Posted by Louis Gabriel, Updated 7mo I was told the following story really happened. During the 1970s, a demonstration against thegovernment took place in London. A Union leader spoke to the very angry crowd: “Let’s burn down Buckingham Palace and throw a bombin the Houses of Parliament.” There was one policeman, all alone and unarmed. Hekindly asked the speaker if he could use the microphone for a moment. The Unionleader agreed and the policeman said to the crowd: “Please, inorder not to disturb the traffic, those who are going to burn down BuckinghamPalace to the left, those who are going to throw a bomb in the Houses ofParliament to the right.” 5 A STUPID JOKE Posted by Rhett Rua,16h A young boy asks his wise grandma, "Grandma, howold are you?" She replies, "Darling, that's a rude question.You shouldn't ask a lady her age!" The boy persists, "But Grandma, I heard Dad sayyou're almost 80! Is that true?"Grandma chuckles and says, "Yes,dear, I am almost 80." The boy looks puzzled and asks, "Wow, Grandma,how did you live so long?" Grandma winks and replies, "Well, I just don't let the little thingsbother me, like answering nosy questions!" The above jokes from Quora digest to me dated 30-3-2024 are selected and posted 30-3-2024. Gopalakrishnan -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. 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