Sir,
Excellent two liners and punch lines. The seventh Punch about thinking and
toilet, I am not able to make out.Gopalakrishnan
On Friday, 24 May, 2024 at 10:33:45 am IST, Rama <[email protected]>
wrote:
Some brief two-liners for your enjoyment.
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much:Those who are quiet and those
who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.So what? Who's in a hurry?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egoists:They don't talk about other people.
*Some Puns:*
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.
3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred. A man running behind a car,
gets exhausted.
4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat
on his wife, but a Tiger wood!
7. Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas".
Cheers Rama
On Fri, 24 May, 2024, 10:31 Rama, <[email protected]> wrote:
*🌹Just like there's a key to every lock, there's a solution to every problem
too.*
*You'll find yours very soon; don't lose hope.*
CheersRama
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