CULTURAL QA 07202430
Topic- General, Base Quora QA- Compiled
Q1 What is the height of Indian hypocrisy?
KR No writing required; the height of hypocrisy is only on his male ego.
She said it right. He ought to have shown courteous behaviour as he would
to a male. He is absolutely wrong. If he cannot stand all the way as a male
chauvinist, he ought not have taken to Bus at all.
Q2 What is the funniest lawyer joke you've ever heard?
KR Idiotic Narayana Gopala torture natured people offending
terming it as a joke.
Q3 the most unprofessional thing a doctor has said to you?
KR: No real Doctor between 1900 and 2024 would have said like
that as no doctor is interested in knowing the status of the patient.
Q4 What are some weird facts about North Korea?
As most of us know the footnote is for Mr Rajaram.
KR What is weird about it?; Laws of the nation says so:” The Hermit
Regime's strict laws
The North Korean regime has made it mandatory for homes to display
paintings of its past leaders of the Kim family, including Kim Il-sung and
Kim Jong-il. The regime, quite popular for its strict laws, also sends
inspectors, incase any house fails to display the leader's paintings.
According to North Korea's laws, all depictions of the Kim family must be
treated with the same kind of respect that the leaders are treated with.
The failure to care for portraits of leaders is a serious political crime.
The Hermit regime, on the other hand, also considers people who save the
State's leader's paintings from floods and fires as heroes, especially if
these people die in the process of doing so.”
So she violated the law as even had she died she would have made a
heroine of the nation.
STUPID LAWS ACCORDING ONE MAY EXIST IN EVERY NATION INCLUDING India
Singapore, USA and UAE. Afghanistan saw so many where a girl naked running
on the street became so famous. The only weird thing about it is
Gopalakrishna woke up after 4 years. (Happened in 20202 and it came in
Republic TV also as a news bit.)
Q5 What are some weird facts about North Korea?
KR: Did he write it from North Korea? NO. Stalin in Russia had such.
Kohmen9i had it. Man, eater cannibal of Nigeria had such funny Laws. So why
criticise NK alone? Sisupala, Ravanan etc did that. Why the compiler and
his partners are doing it scot-free. Weird is in you and not in North
Korea. Have you gone through their airport? I had gone; the telephone booth
is asking you at the international airport to use their coin or use the cr
card; and when you swipe it speaks in their language which no foreigner may
understand; and hardly an hour is available for transit; and to go out
through one gate to another gate top board flight there is a custom
checking; and one stupid asked me what is this? and that was a SD Card. KR
IRS 30724
On Tue, 30 Jul 2024 at 09:24, Gopala Krishnan <[email protected]> wrote:
> CULTURAL QA 07-2024-30
>
> Topic- General, Base Quora QA- Compiled
>
> Q1 What is the height of Indian hypocrisy?
>
> A1 Ariz, Lives in New Delhi5y
>
> This is what real hypocrisy is all about….
>
> I boarded a bus in Mumbai and there were only 6–7 passengers in the bus.
> There was no rush and many seats were vacant.
>
> Now those of you who have travelled in a bus might know that there are
> certain number of seats reserved for women passengers inside the bus.
>
> So at the next bus stop the crowd comes and all the general seats are
> occupied only reserved seats for women are left and being a gentleman one
> person was not occupying the reserved seat, he was just standing (remember
> he could have taken the seat as there were no more female passengers to
> occupy those seats).
>
> Suddenly I see a girl (might be in her early 20’s) sitting on a general
> seat. I thought I might ask her to shift to the ladies seat so that the
> person standing could sit. But to my surprise when I approached her she
> replied “Meri marzi mai chahe jahan baithu” (I will sit wherever I please).
> I tried to make her understand that yes you are right ma’am you can sit
> wherever you want but as you can see there are many ladies seats available
> you can sit there whereas male passengers cannot. But she didn’t move.
>
> They are the same people who shout at men when they sit on a ladies seat
> even if there are no females to occupy it.
>
> Q2 What is the funniest lawyer joke you've ever heard?
>
> A2 Frederick Hoff,Law (1985–present)Jul 20
>
> Mr Jones called his attorney, Mr Smyth, for a consultation. Mr Smyth’s
> secretary, Ms Potter, answered the phone call.
>
> “Good afternoon, Ms Potter, this is Mr Jones, may I speak with Mr Smyth,
> please?”
>
> Ms Potter responded, “I’m sorry to tell you this, Mr Jones, but Mr Smyth
> passed away very suddenly last night. We’re all grieving at the moment.”
>
> Mr Jones responded, “All right, thank you for your time, Ms Potter.” Then
> Mr Jones hung up the phone.
>
> The very next day, Mr Jones calls Mr Smyth’s office again.
>
> “Good afternoon, Ms Potter, this is Mr Jones, may I speak with Mr Smyth,
> please?”
>
> Ms Potter, thinking that Mr Jones may have been confused with the news of
> Mr Smyth’s passing, calmly said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, Mr Jones, but
> Mr Smyth passed away very suddenly a couple of days ago. We’re all grieving
> at the moment.”
>
> Again, Mr Jones responded, “All right, thank you for your time, Ms
> Potter.” Then Mr Jones hung up the phone.
>
> The very next day, Mr Jones again calls Mr Smyth’s office again.
>
> “Good afternoon, Ms Potter, this is Mr Jones, may I speak with Mr Smyth,
> please?”
>
> Ms Potter, a bit exasperated this time, still thinking that Mr Jones may
> be confused with the news of Mr Smyth’s passing, calmly said, “I’m sorry to
> tell you this, Mr Jones, but Mr Smyth passed away very suddenly three days
> ago. We’re all grieving.”
>
> Again, Mr Jones responded, “All right, thank you for your time, Ms
> Potter.” Then Mr Jones hung up the phone.
>
> This pattern reoccurred again and again over the next few days, Mr Jones
> makes the same phone call, and Ms Potter gets more and more exasperated
> with Mr Jones calling every day asking to speak to Mr Smyth!!
>
> So, again, Mr Jones calls to speak to Mr Smyth. Ms Potter, finally at her
> limit with Mr Jones, answers the now daily call from Mr Jones.
>
> “Mr Jones, you have called me every day for over a week now, asking the
> same question, and getting the same answer from me.” Now yelling, she says,
> “MR SMYTH IS DEAD!’ Why do you keep calling?”
>
> Mr Jones said, “I know Mr Smyth is dead. I just like to hear you say it…”
>
> Q3 the most unprofessional thing a doctor has said to you?
>
> A3 Janet Andrew Shah,Assistant Professor at Nirmala College Ranchi
> Updated 6y
>
> My husband and I were thrilled with ourselves, I found that I had missed a
> period and we were sure I had conceived. He worked for Coal India Limited
> and so we naturally went to a gynaecologist in that Coal belt. She examined
> me (I don't think we had pregnancy kits back then) then told me to get
> dressed and come back to her office. My husband was sitting looking very
> nervous.
>
> “Yes, you are definitely pregnant. When do you want me to abort the baby?”
>
> We stared at her in shock. Wtf?!!
>
> She saw our confusion and asked again, “You don't want to abort your
> child?”
>
> I said, “No!! This is our first baby, why would we want that?”
>
> She looked confused in turn. “Oh, you're really married? I thought you
> were just dressed up as married.” ( For the benefit of my non-indian
> readers, I'd like to explain that vermilion in the hair parting is a sign
> of marriage, the way the ring on the 4th finger is, in the West. And I was
> very definitely a recently wedded bride).
>
> She thought that we were just some pair that got caught because the female
> got pregnant and were now looking for a way out of the mess. But even then,
> how
> could she assume it on her own? And how could she initiate the talk of an
> MTP without the patient asking for it?
>
> Definitely the most non-professional thing I've ever seen.
>
> Thanks for suggesting the edits, Hema Latha. I was typing so fast, the
> words tumbling over each other.. made silly mistakes .
>
> Thank you, Daniel Baker for pointing out that the abbreviation MTP isn't
> known outside India. Even google doesn't show it immediately. MTP stands
> for Medical Termination of Pregnancy. I found “abortion” rather ugly to
> keep using all the time so I preferred MTP
>
> Q4 What are some weird facts about North Korea?
>
> A4 Srinath Nalluri, Most Viewed Writer in Behavioral, Social &
> Human Psychology Jul 18
>
> In 2020, a house in Hamgyong Province in North Korea caught fire.
>
> A woman rushed inside to save her children and successfully brought them
> out.
>
> However, she was arrested later.
>
> Do you know her crime?She forgot to save the portraits of Korean leaders,
> Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il, nailed to the wall of her house
>
> Prior to this incident, the authorities in Korea have made it mandatory
> for everyone to put up pictures of the Korean leaders in their houses.
> Regular inspections also take place to make sure that the instructions are
> routinely followed. Any laid back attitude in taking care of the portraits
> is considered to be a serious offence in the area.
>
> Since the woman didn’t save the photos from being burnt,She was arrested.
>
> And, she was not allowed to keep her children in the hospital as a result
> of the investigation.
>
> And, her family was also not been given any access to antibiotics for the
> burns that they have suffered.
>
> ***Footnotes
>
> [1] Woman charged with political crime, arrested for not saving Kim
> Jong-un's portrait during house fire
>
> [2]North Korean mum faces jail because she allowed Kim portrait to burn
>
> As most of us know the footnote is for Mr Rajaram.
>
> Q5 What are some weird facts about North Korea?
>
> A5 Ellen E. Tanner,Executive Officer at The Hong Kong Polytechnic
> University (2016–present)Jul 9
>
> There's two type of crime in north Korea, political and economic crime.
> Political crime is making fun of the president, that kills a whooping 8
> generations of your lineage or relations
>
> In north Korea, elections are held after every 4 to 5 years, but Kim Jong
> UN is the only person on the ballot
>
> There is a three generation of punishment sentence in north Korea. This
> means a person would be sent to the prison along with that person’s entire
> family and two subsequent generations of family members would be born in
> prison and live their entire lives there
>
> In an event of fire, the citizens are expected to save the photos of their
> Supreme Leaders, followed by their own life.
>
> The calendar in North Korea is based on the birth year of the country's
> founder, Kim Il-Sung. In 2023, North Korea is celebrating the year 112,
> signifying Kim Il-Sung year of birth— 1912
>
> International travels are not allowed in North Korea, If you were born a
> North Korean, forget all your international trips. One needs to seek prior
> permission before taking a foreign trip in North Korea.
>
> In North Korea, it is mandatory for officials to wear a badge with the
> image of the country's founder, Kim Il-Sung, and his son, Kim Jong-Il.
> Failure to do so can result in punishment
>
> North Korea has only 3 TV channels with programs controlled by the
> government.
>
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