CULTURAL QA 08202418 Topic- General Base Quora QA Compiled
Q4 Who is the greatest person whose contribution India has forgotten? KR I don't know who ekaksha may be the great great granddaughter of Nagi Reddy. It is better to avoid writing about cine people as their life has both sides and good deeds are also done by them; but the darkside is unknown to many. It is not to underestimate them. I do respect them too. A big hospital, ; charitable institutions; good contributions to society; but otherwise also tax evaders; short circuited procedures handlers; and many more to add; but none connected with them are alive. Mr Gopalakrishnan thinks that I am sarva gnani sarvagna peetam etc. No sir. Unfortunately, somewhere I was there in some you write. I know as kid Mr Nagi Reddy and his elder brother B N Reddy, who had office at Vadapazhani and Dr Thamas Rd T Nagar; as a matter of fact we came to settle in T Nagar only because of that; My father was GM of Vijaya vauhini studios and all other estt. I have moved with them. And Ambuli mama issue was complementary to us for a long year. Chakrapani uncle I know him closely. All except my father were chain smokers and took to drinks. None of them are alive today. STOP. ( Maya Bazaar film by them is an unforgettable film; and Sri Nagireddy garu used to ask me doubts in Mahabhartham when I was just 14,15 year old; so whether he knew in that depth ....) K Rajaram IRS 18824 On Sun, 18 Aug 2024 at 09:05, Gopala Krishnan <[email protected]> wrote: > CULTURAL QA 08-2024-18 > > Topic- General Base Quora QA Compiled > > My note- Only 1 informative QA and 4 good jokes are in this posting. > > Q1 What is the geekiest joke? > > A1 Joshua Levy, Amiable curmudgeon Updated 12y > > A few weeks after the great flood, Noah is checking on the animals. He's > pleased to see all have diligently followed the Lord's wishes to multiply > and populate the earth. However, he comes across a pair of snakes that have > failed in their endeavors. Concerned, Noah prays to God. "O Lord, my heart > is heavy. The snakes refuse to go forth and multiply." > > "Very well," God replies. "Hew a large oak tree, cut it into slabs, and > bind these slabs with vines. Add four legs to make a raised platform. Place > the snakes thereon." Noah obeys the Lord's command. Once again he prays. "O > Lord, I have done Thy bidding, but how will this help?" > > "It is obvious," says God. "Even adders can multiply if they use a log > table." > > Q2 What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think > about to this day? > > A2 Mark Bailey,11mo > > A rabbit goes into the shop, banged on the counter and said “pound of > carrots please!” > > The shopkeeper tells the rabbit “I can sell you a pound of carrots but > please don’t bang on the counter” > > Next day the rabbit does exactly the same thing, bangs on the counter, > “pound of carrots please!” > > The shopkeeper says “I’ll sell you the carrots, don’t bang on the counter!” > > Next day, rabbit bangs on the counter, “pound of carrots please!” > > The shopkeeper is very angry now, “ I’m gonna sell you the carrots but if > you come banging tomorrow I’m going to nails your paws to the counter!” > > Next day the rabbit goes into the shop and starts looking around > quizzically then says “got any nails?” > > “No” the shopkeeper replies > > The rabbit bangs on the counter,“Pound of carrots please!” > > Q3 Do you know a good lawyer joke? > > A3 Jean-Marc Moninski, 20h > > One day a man dies and ends up at the pearly gates. He joins the queue to > hear a guy a couple of positions ahead ask ‘how did I die?’. St Peter looks > at his sheet and says ‘ah… you were hit by a bus but it was really quick > and you didn’t feel a thing’ > > The next guy also asks ‘how did I die?’ and Peter says… ‘ah, you had a > massive heart attack, but didn’t know a thing’. > > It’s our man’s turn and he also asks the same question. Peter looks at his > sheet and says ’ah… yes, you died of old age’. > > ‘OLD AGE?? There must be a mistake, I’m only 47!!!’ > > Peter looks back at his sheet and asks ‘so, what did you do when you were > on Earth?’ > > ‘I was a lawyer.‘ > > ‘Ahhh… ‘ says St Peter ‘that explains it. According to your chargeable > hours you were 92’. > > Q4 Who is the greatest person whose contribution India has > forgotten? > > A4 एकाक्ष, Lives in India (1998–present) 3y > > This one. > > A boy was born in Pottipadu, a little-known village in Cuddapah district > in Andhra Pradesh some 109 years ago. The village school taught only epics > like the Ramayana, Mahabharata, and the Bhagavatam. The teacher told the > children how to lead a righteous life. They were advised to get by heart > the truths contained in our ancient works. > > The boy, Nagi Reddi, later moved to Madras (now Chennai), where he > attended a regular school for a few years. Before he could complete his > studies, he was called upon to join the family export business. As a youth, > he was drawn to the country's fight for independence. He got involved in > the Khadi movement. But his presence was required in Burma (now Myanmar) to > look after the business. However, the business suffered huge losses during > the Second World War, and he had to start life afresh. > > He established a printing press which led to his publishing venture. He > launched Andhra Jyothi, a socio-political magazine. This venture brought > about his close association with Shri Chakrapani, a writer of repute. > Between the two of them they visualised a magazine that would entertain and > educate the children of India speaking different language. It was a bold > idea . > > And Chandamama was born a month before India became free. > > His next activities were film production and medicare. He established the > Vijaya > - Vauhini Studios, the largest in Asia, and started two hospitals -Vijaya > Hospital and Vijaya Health Centre—in Madras. ‘ > > Shri Nagi Reddi was noted for his hardwork, simplicity and humility. All > through his life, he was influenced by our ancient scriptures in whatever > he did, whatever he spoke. He was the recipient of several Awards and > Honours, from the printing, publishing and film industries, and Honorary > Doctorates (D.Litt) from two universities in Andhra Pradesh. > > Not many know about this great personality. My Pranam to him. > > Q5 What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think > about to this day? > > A5 James Curran,11mo > > After a particularly mild winter the small town of Chestermere became > infected with squirrels in the spring. Because the local churches had the > best trees, the squirrels often congregated (pun intended) near them and > this is what each church decided to do about the pesky animals. > > The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their > squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded > that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn’t > interfere with God’s divine will. > > At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the > baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a waterslide on the > baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the > slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many > squirrels showed up the following week. > > The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any > of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them > free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when > the Baptists took down the waterslide. > > But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They > baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they > only see them at Christmas and Easter. > > Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel > and circumcised him. 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