[TheDarkGift] "Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)" Parody by Floyd's Garage

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"California Girls" Based on the performance by Beach Boys "Elvira (Mistress of the Dark)" Parody by Floyd's Garage Well Paris may be rich But she has breasts like an eight year old And the tabloid girls are ridiculous Like J. Lo and Anna Nicole The hip-hop dancing club girls Well their music drives me mad And religious girls with the way they act Everything that you do is bad I wish they all would dress like Elvira I wish they all would act like Elvira I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark She's got the perfect body And her skin is oh so white She dresses in black 'n' drives a Cadillac And her hair's a big beehive I watch her movies every night I worship her on the screen Can't believe what she does with those tassels Wish everyday was Halloween I wish they all would dress like Elvira I wish they all would act like Elvira I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark I wish they all would dress like Elvira I wish they all would act like Elvira I wish they all could be Mistress of the Dark Come one come all Mortals who are willing to stick their neck out for a vampire to feed upon.  We will be willing to share our Dark Gift to you mortals if you pass our test. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheDarkGift/   To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]   Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.