Vampire
Quotes
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Buffy The Vampire
Slayer |
Xander: Yep, vampires are real. A
lot of 'em live in Sunnydale. Willow'll fill you in.
Willow: I know
it's hard to accept at first.
Oz: Actually, it explains a
lot.
Xander: I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and
say they're not good.
Buffy: To make you a vampire they have to
suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole
big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you.
Xander:
First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in
Sunnydale
Giles: Alright, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go
back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient
prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy:
Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
Buffy: Angel?
Angel:
Hmm?
Buffy: Do you snore?
Angel: I don't know. It's been a long time
since anybody's been in a position to let me know.
Xander: You're
in love with a vampire?! What, are you outta your mind?!
Angel:
Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends... and their friend's
children... For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met,
and I did it with a song in my heart.
Willow: When Buffy was a
vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander:
Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was...
grotesque!
Willow: Still dug her, huh?
Xander: I'm sick, I need
help.
Willow: Don't I know it.
Giles: A vampire in love with a
Slayer! It's rather poetic! In a maudlin sort of way. What can I,
uh...What can I do for you?
Xander: How can I say this clearly? I
don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a
vampire. But Buffy's got this big old yen for you. She thinks you're a
real person. And right now I need you to prove her right.
Angel: You're
in love with her.
Xander: Aren't you?
Xander: You were looking
at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck! I
saw that!
Angel: No, I wasn't!
Xander: Just keep your distance,
pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat
before we left.
Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an
offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?
Buffy: Love makes
you do the wacky.
Angel: What?
Buffy: Crazy stuff.
Angel: Oh.
Crazy, like a two-hundred-and-forty-one-year-old being jealous of a high
school junior?
Buffy: Are you fessing up?
Angel: I've thought
about it. Maybe it bothers me a little.
Buffy: I don't love Xander.
Angel: Yeah, but he's in your life. He gets to be there when I can't.
Take your classes, eat your meals, hear your jokes and complaints. He gets
to see you in the sunlight.
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Dracula |
Count Dracula: Good evening, I am Count
Dracula. I bid you welcome.
Van Helsing: Gentlemen, we are dealing
with the undead.
Scholar: Nosferatu
Van Helsing: Yes,
Nosferatu.
Count Dracula: Listen to them. Children of the night.
What music they make!
Count Dracula: This is very old wine. I hope
you will like it.
Renfield: Aren't you drinking?
Count Dracula: I
never drink... wine.
Renfield: Master, don't kill me. Let me live -
punish me - torture me - but let me live. I can't face God with all those
lives on my conscience, all that blood on my hands.
Van Helsing:
You'll die in torment if you die with innocent blood on your
soul.
Renfield: God will not damn a poor lunatic's soul. He knows that
the powers of evil are too great for those with weak minds.
Count
Dracula: To die, to be *really* dead, that must be glorious!
Mina
Seward: Why, Count Dracula!
Count Dracula: There are far worse things
awaiting man than death.
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Forever
Knight |
Nick: Word to the wise - immortality is
no excuse not to floss.
Javier Vachon: First night, first feeding,
you wake up so hungry, you'll do anything for the blood you need. Take
anyone. Enemy, friend, lover. If your first kill isn't human, you don't
hunger for humans.
Nick Knight: I take it you need
something.
Javier Vachon: Your doctor friend.
Nick Knight: What
for?
Javier Vachon: I've got a sick friend. I need her help.
Nick
Knight : She's not that kind of doctor.
Javier Vachon: I hear she's
pretty good with the dead. And the undead. Look, I can't take this one to
the hospital. In the emergency room, what am I'm gonna tell them? He's
allergic to penicillin, garlic, sunlight, crosses, and food. He's about
four hundred and fifty and he can fly.
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Interview With
the Vampire |
Louis: Most of all
I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain
of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side, to
the pimp that followed. But it was a vampire that
accepted.
Louis: Her blood coursed through my veins sweeter
than life itself. And as it did, Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew
peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible
rhythm, I knew again what peace could be.
Lestat: No one
could resist me, not even you, Louis.
Louis: I
tried.
smiling
Claudia: Danger holds you to
me!
Louis: Love holds you to me.
Louis: You see
that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old,
and you will never die.
Claudia: And it means something else
too, doesn't it? I shall never ever grow up.
Lestat: Your
body's dying. Pay no attention.
Lestat: You are a vampire
who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your
lips.
Louis: Lestat killed two, sometimes three a night. A
fresh young girl, that was his favorite for the first of the evening. For
seconds, he preferred a gilded beautiful youth. But the snob in him loved
to hunt in society, and the blood of the aristocrat thrilled him best of
all.
Louis: I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't
been human for two hundred years.
Armand: The world changes,
we do not, there lies the irony that finaly kills
us.
Lestat: God, I swear you grow more like Louis each day.
Then you'll be eating rats!
Claudia: Rats? When did you eat rats
Louis?
Louis: It was a long, long time ago. Before you were
born, and I don't recomend them.
Louis: How do we seem to
you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes?
"Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will
become?
Lestat: Evil is a point of view. God kills
indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we
are, none so like him as ourselves.
Louis: That morning I
was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it
completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched its
whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I
said farewell to sun light, and set out to become what I
became.
Louis: We reached the Mediterranean. I wanted those
waters to be blue, but they were black, nighttime waters, and how I
suffered then, straining to recall the color that in my youth I had taken
for granted.
Lestat: Evildoers are easier, and they taste
better.
Armand: You are beautiful my friend. Lestat must
have wept when he made you.
Louis: You knew
Lestat?
Armand: Knew him well enough not to mourn his
passing.
Claudia: It's time we were on our way. I'm hungry,
and the city awaits.
Lestat de Lioncourt: Don't be afraid.
I'm going to give you the choice I never had.
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Lost
Boys |
David: It is too late, my blood is in
your veins.
Michael: So is mine!
Max: Don't you know never to
let a vampire in your house!
Grandpa: One thing about living in
Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.
David:
Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow
old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!
Sam: You're
a creature of the night, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking
vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!
Sam about Star: It's that
girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? [Star floats up.] She's one
of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person,
Mike.
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