Is it just me, or are you also sick seeing 2o year olds executing skillful karate moves, and firing sophisticated, high tech, automatic weapons like with the same prowess as a 20 year military expert. Are you tired of having to endure explicit sex scenes that have nothing what so ever to do with the movie. The director just thought you'd like to know these kids knew how to screw. Big deal! My four pound Chihuahua can screw. I've got 3 newborn puppies to prove it! Does that make him a hero. Nope! These Twilighters need to watch real vampires in action. Lestat, The Immortal Dracula, Barnabas Collins (have you ever noticed how closely the name CULLEN matches up with COLLINS?). And REAL actors, like Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Frank Langella (talk about sex on legs!), Sir Christopher Lee, the Immortal Bela Lugosi, Louis Jordan, Jack Palance (yes, he played Dracula, and seriously creeped me out!), and my personal favorite...Ok, so you knew it was coming. Right Fang Girl has a One track Mind! Gary Oldman, in my humble, undead opinion, is the best, the sexiest, and most endearing Dracula ever! you can't hate a man who cries when he thinks of his lost love...can you? I can't. Come here, my sad, and oh, so sexy Prince. Right Fang Girl will make everything all right...Just one little favor, though, can you please sink those gorgeous fangs of your into the LEFT side of my neck for a change? The right side is looking rather like a the surface of the moon...full of holes! And please, pleeeaaassse my handsome one...promise me you won't sparkle when we step out for out stroll this afternoon!
Any way...I offer this movie trailer, sent to me by Crypt Master Chucky of The Examiner. View it with interest...or most likely a giggle... Gloria Right Fang girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEbi-p6O7M The Chihuahua; one tiny dog, one giant bundle of love! ____________________________________________________________ Send your photos by email in seconds... TRY FREE IM TOOLPACK at http://www.imtoolpack.com/default.aspx?rc=if3 Works in all emails, instant messengers, blogs, forums and social networks. ------------------------------------ Come one come all Mortals who are willing to stick their neck out for a vampire to feed upon. We will be willing to share our Dark Gift to you mortals if you pass our test.Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheDarkGift/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheDarkGift/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
