HairThis spec is dedicated to a few people that pushed me to complete it. To 
the lovely Ralza for all of your support and to DarkAngel for your nagging.  
Part One-Louis- Lestat has always had a thing for my hair. Even in the early 
years of our living together in disharmony he would find a way of tangling his 
fingers through my black hair. As the years passed on and Claudia was borne and 
raised in our home, Lestat's obsession with my hair grew and grew that some 
nights I threatened to shave it all off, if he did not stop. Which would 
usually send Claudia into a heap of laughter, because Lestat's reaction would 
always be the same. "Cher, please do not do such a thing." He would start with 
wild theatrics, waving his arms in the air. "O woe, o woe, my love will not let 
me touch his hair. What is to become of me?" At this time he would fall on the 
floor beside Claudia and clutched her little hands as he feigned to cry out 
loud over his despair. If Claudia did not happen to be there he would usually 
ignore my constant refusal of him touching it by saying that "One day you are 
going to miss my playing with your hair, Louis, so be quiet." That one-day did 
come, years after he had been burned and dead in my heart. Claudia had also 
disappeared and I was left alone with Armand. I loved Armand and still do, but 
it was never the same. Once when we were in Boston, the weather was bad and so 
we decided to stay indoors for the night. I sat in the leather couch reading 
the evening paper and Armand was sitting beside me on the armchair. He started 
absent-mindedly playing with my hair, twirling it in his fingers and staring 
out onto the window, he did not notice that I was crying until and few moments 
later. "Why are you crying, Louis?" "I miss him..."Was all I could say in 
between the sobs that came out of my soul. He held my head close to him and let 
me cry for the whole night. That was the last time Armand touched my hair. Half 
a century later, I am now sitting in a bus, with Lestat's right arm draped 
beautifully over my shoulder playing with my hair the way he used to in the old 
days. Lestat does this unconsciously; unaware of what his hand is doing, as 
though it had a mind of its own. His left hand rested on my own as we held 
hands over my leg. I leaned my head on his shoulder and he gave me a kiss on 
top of my head. Suddenly he started laughing, which I loved to hear rumbling 
from his body. “What is so funny?” “Oh nothing Louis. I was just thinking how 
bizarre it is for the Vampire Lestat to be in a bus holding your hand.” I pull 
away from him and look into his eyes, “What do you mean with that.” I tried to 
be serious, but was failing miserably. “Nothing, love, nothing.” “Huh.” I lean 
my head back on his shoulder and relax back to my wary thoughts of the past. 
While Lestat’s hand is back in my hair playing with it gently as we slowly 
approach our stop. However, our tranquility is broken when both of us are 
startled by angry catcalls from some men in the front of the bus.  Part 
Two-Louis- Most of the people on the bus didn’t pay attention to us. However, 
there were a few men who could not take their eyes off us. “There jealous of 
our love, chere.” “I do not like the way they’re looking at us, Lestat. Maybe 
if we let go of each other they will stop looking at us.” “Oh Louis, stop being 
such a sour puss. What in the world can they do to us?” Lestat looked me in the 
eye smiling at my doubtful face. “We’re vampires, love. Nothing they can do 
will harm us.” With that he gave me a chaste kiss on the lips and got up to 
leave. “You fucking faggots are the reason that the world is in such a terrible 
place.” I heard a particular obese man state to us as we passed by him to leave 
the bus. “Really!” Lestat stopped walking and raised an eyebrow at the man. “I 
actually agree with you good man. For if it were not for our display of 
affection you would not delude yourself with the illusion that you are 
heterosexual, instead of facing the truth that you want to make love to us in 
every imaginable position known to man.” He spat these words at the middle-aged 
man with such ferocity that the older man both trembled and blushed at Lestat’s 
words. “Come on Louis, let’s go.” Grabbing my hand we left the stunned audience 
a stop early. The anger that Lestat felt radiated from him and it was good that 
the decided to walk the rest home. It would mean that David and I would not 
have to hear his denunciation of the human race. I know for certain, that if it 
were not for the fact that we were in a public place, he would have had that 
man for dinner in an instant. Not that I would ever stop him! As we were about 
to cross the street I heard a loud crackling sound coming from the bus. A 
gunshot! Lestat stopped suddenly in his tracks, as we both looked down at his 
bleeding shoulder and abdomen that had been hit three times. The look of shock 
on his face was frightening, however, he still stood there looking at the 
wounds and then at me as I fell down to the floor. For you see, I had not been 
as lucky as Lestat. Three more gunshots were heard an instant later and they 
all hit some vital part of my body. I believe that the first one went through 
my brain, then another near my heart, and the last one I don’t know what 
happened to the last one. I think he shot himself with it. I do not know and I 
don’t care. All I do know is that I fell down hearing Lestat scream my name and 
a thousand other voices saying it with him. Nevertheless, darkness came upon my 
soul as I closed my eyes in Lestat’s arms.  Part Three-Louis- When we were 
living together in the early years after Claudia’s birth, Lestat and myself 
loved taking our little daughter through the neighborhoods of New Orleans on a 
little patrol. It would be at these times that he would teach her the do’s and 
do not’s of being a vampire. This would also be the time that Lestat would love 
to show off his taste of fashion and dress up in women’s clothing. I do not 
know why this memory has came to me at this time, but I guess it all fit in 
with the course of the night. All though, I d not think that no one in the 
coven is aware of this little character trait that Lestat has had for a few 
centuries, other than his mother and myself. Nevertheless, most of the coven 
must suspect it anyway, especially when they see a beautiful blonde woman 
kissing me in public. ………… Why do I feel pain? “…..No David please don’t do 
that.” Lestat pleads sobbingly holding my head. “Lestat, it’s the only way 
he’ll survive. Do you wish for Louis to live with a bullet embedded in him for 
eternity….” “….No, please no. I beg you David please don’t do it.” “Lestat its 
only hair….” What are you talking about David? What do you mean a bullet is 
inside of me? Oh god, why can’t you hear me? Why can I not move? Lestat, love, 
help me. …………. When Lestat first did this, I thought that my maker had 
completely gone out of his mind. Dressing in women’s clothing, no real man 
would ever do that. Certainly not myself. Yet, after his explanation that it 
would not raise any eyebrows and we could walk as though we were a real family. 
It made sense of him wanting to dress up. One particular night that comes to 
mind, was the first night Claudia started hunting on her own. Lestat being 
himself wailed and cried out loud, like a mother, when she disappeared into the 
harbor to find her meal. His theatrics did not cease, though, and I was left 
with a very uncomfortable position of having to comfort her, I mean him, or 
being looked down upon by the people passing us. Putting my arm around his 
shoulder and bringing him closer to me I asked him to quite down and face the 
fact that she was growing up. When he heard this, his wailed louder and put his 
arms around me for support. He suddenly stopped wailing and sniffed me a few 
times near my neck. “You smell good Louis.” He exclaimed at last. Rubbing his 
nose against my neck and kissing my jugular. Moving up to the jaw line he never 
stopped kissing me until he reached my mouth and tried to force his tongue 
through my lips. After many failed attempts he pulled his head away and looked 
me in the eye. “If this is the reason why you are wearing women’s clothing 
Lestat, then it is a very poor excuse.” “Fine Louis. If that is what you want 
than I will never wear women’s fashion near you.” Lestat hissed near my ear. 
“Now will you please take your dirty hands of my body or I shall have to call 
on my husband to arrest you.” Pushing me away he said the last part a bit too 
loud and attracted quite a crowd around us. Claudia came running in looking to 
see what the problem had been, only to have Lestat pick her up saying that they 
were going home. “But why, the night is still young!” Claudia stated, clearly 
annoyed that neither of us cared of her night’s event. “Because, my love, Louis 
does not want to play any more.” …………. “.…But David why all of it. Please don’t 
shave all of his hair.” Lestat was still crying holding my head cradling it 
softly, so to not cause much pain. “Lestat let David extract the bullets. We 
must do the same with you.” There was a new voice in the background. It sounded 
like Marius. “Nooooo.” I felt something wet fall on my face. “I’m fine. Really 
I am Marius. Please help Louis.” I realized that it was Lestat’s tears. Please 
don’t cry Lestat I’ll survive. We’re vampires, remember, nothing can harm us. 
………… It was only in the twentieth century that I saw him again in women’s 
clothing. It was shortly after the whole concert and Akasha controversy had 
been done with and we were left alone again to our own muses. Lestat and myself 
finally agreed to live together for a while, to test the waters, in my house in 
the Garden District. We had also agreed to spend some time together going out 
and enjoying each other’s company for what it was worth. On this night we had 
agreed to see a play at the theater. “Louis are you ready?” I heard Lestat’s 
voice from his bedroom. “Yes Lestat. I have been ready for the past half hour.” 
I looked down at my watch, “and if you don’t hurry up we are going to miss the 
first act of the play.” Finally I heard footsteps coming down the stairs, 
however they were not the sound of normal men’s shoes. Those sounded like 
high-heels… I could not formulate words at the sight before me. Lestat had on a 
Christian Dior dress that fit his body perfectly. The top was extremely tight 
so that some cleavage could be seen and his tight mini-skirt rounded his hips 
and waist beautifully, accentuating the long loveliness of his legs. Lestat had 
make-up on from head to toe, so to hide the parlor of his skin and his hair was 
cut at an ear length, being slightly wavy and full as it were the style of the 
times. “Well, how do I look?” Was that nervousness I heard in Lestat’s voice? I 
could not help myself from laughing at his question, though. “It is nice to see 
that some things have not changed.” Lestat smiled at this and moved his hand 
through my hair. “As shall be with your hair, Louis.” He scowled me in his best 
female voice. “Never again will you cut it short, understand young man.” “Oui 
mere….” ………….. “….Mean he’s still alive. That bastard isn’t dead yet.” “He is 
in the New Orleans General Hospital, Lestat. It seems that the last gunshot 
nicked his head and killed some lady behind him.” David said very calmly to 
Lestat, so to not get him too excited. “I’m going to kill him.” Lestat finally 
said very slowly, “and he is going to help in the recovery of my husband.” With 
that Lestat put my head gently on the pillow and stormed out of the room, 
slamming the door on his way out. “Armand, go with Lestat. He has not fully 
recovered from his own wounds.” Marius ordered the youngest looking of the 
group. “Why do I get the feeling that it’s not the physical wounds you’re 
talking about.” Armand said this as he left the room. I only sensed two 
vampires with me, which I presumed to be David and Marius. “Have you ever done 
this before, Marius?” David asked. “Yes. Oh, how it was awful then with out the 
proper equipment….” “…..Is the still conscious?” I believe it was David who 
spoke next, or was it Marius. “…..Believe so….” “And now?……” I finally went 
into the blessed darkness. 

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