Good Day, Fledgelings. I'm just, lying here, in my cozy and super-comfortable, satin lined, temperature controlledthinking, and page hopping It's great to be able to use my laptop while in my coffin. I had a couple of electrical outlets installed.I do admit that that first, I thought it was a rather silly, and frivolous thing. What does a 12th Century Vamp, like myself need with electrical gizmos and and gadgets in her casket? I mean, I AM supposed to be sleeping, right? Well...I would be, if I had decided to bite a couple of guys who were totally addicted to caffienne, as well as being buzzed out of their braincells by a couple of shots of that "5 Hour Energy" Crap. Did any of you ever try that stuff...especially when you're in the middle of along flight home, and your wings are getting seriously tired? I grabbed a bottle of 5 Hour energy at little convenience store, somewhere between Virginia, and DC. I had been thinking that since I was already in the area, I might as well stop and see President Barack's Inaugural Hullaballoo, and listen to his speech...even though they are all pretty much the same. I've been listening to Inaugural Speeches for centuries...at least, since good old Georgy Washington got elected 18th Century. Some of them were good, some of them were boring, some were pure, unadulterated Bull..t, some were so stupid that I laughed for weeks afterward...especially that ton of horse Kaka that _George "Dubya" I-Fixed-The-Entire-Frigging-Election-And-I-Bet-You-Think-That-Your-Vote-For-John-Kerry-Actually-Went-To-Kerry Bush_. I'm telling you, that_ That_ Acceptance Speech could have gone down in history as being the best, stand_ _up comedy routine ever!_ Old "Dubya" _really laid on thick, that day! I haven't heard anyone who was _THAT_ full of himself, give a speech since, Ceasar Caligula_ _stood at the podium for his first address, and bragged on himself for _for four solid hours, while simultaniously pinching his sister's backside_ back in the fading, glory days of Old Rome! Of course, Her Majesty, Cleopatra, Pharoah, Living Goddess, and Ruler of The Upper and Lower Kingdoms of Egypt, could also ramble on when _she_ was in the mood for patting herself on the back. Oh, and while we're on the subject of self-important _Windbags, _let us _not_ forget Her Royal Majesty, Queen Victoria Of The Britans! I'm telling you, Fledgeling, _that_ old Gal could sure sling the bullsh**. Sure, she always included her subjects in every part of her addresses. She did that by speaking in_ Second Person Plural_ , as though there was more than one of her short, fat, as-pale-as-death personages, standing there addressing her people. Old Queen Vicky's most often quoted saying was "_We are not amused!" _I wonder if, when she addressed herself as _we, _she was actually speaking of her invisible _Doppleganger_ , who may, or may not have been standing there at her right hand, always ready to take up the Gal's causes? Oh, well, at this point in time, that idea is pretty unworthy of discussion...unless you happen to be a historian, hung up on British Historical Lore. ...
Anyway, as I was saying, I had stopped off in Washington, DC, grabbed a bottle of that "5 Hour Energy" at a little convenience store, then scooted on over to Pennsylvania Avenue, slipped swiftly, and silently through the horrendous gathering of onlookers, who had begun gathering there before sunrise. I popped the cap, and like any self respecting vamp, sniffed it first. "Yikes! What a stench! I mean, the stuff smelled that crude oil that the Grounds Keepers used to smear all over the Recreation Track, back when I was still in school...Boy was THAT ever a long time ago!!! But, anyway, the 5 Hour Energy Drink, smells far worse! No wonder they sell it in such small containers! It's supposed to be made from a bunch of B Vitamins and other Godf-For-You ingredients. We Vampires have seriously sensitive noses, and I can tell you that no vitamin ever created by the hand of God or Human-kind ever smelled THAT bad! I thought they had fooled me, by emptying the vitamins and goodies out of the little bottle and substituted some of the crud they drained from their cars during their last oil change! Yeah, Fledgelings, I kid you not. It smells that bad...and TASTES worse. I didn't get 5 hours worth of energy, and hense more flying time from the stuff, but what I DID get was the worst case of nausea this vamp has had in CENTURIES! And, I swear, the stench of the stuff is going to stay stayed in my nostrils for weeks afterward. I'll have an awful time enjoying a good feed, when everything I sample smells and tastes like High Performance Unleaded from the BP station! So, on top of freezing my undead rear end off watching that inaugural address, I also have a mega nasty upset stomach! But, THAT isn't what I wanted to tell you about.I read recently, an article that says Pattenson and his cheap, tart of a girl friend, Kristen What's-her-name supposedly have sex SEVEN TIMES A DAY! Seriously, does that even sound remotely truthful to you? Come on, people. Any guy who has sex that many times a day, is going to look like some sort of wrinkled and shriveled prune, totally dehydrated! That's the problem being a guy, you give up a lot of body fluid during this simple act, and that can cause serious health problems. Back in the 1960s, there was a rock group named "Three Dog Night". The lead singer, Chuck Negron, was totally addicted to sex, he'd go at it 24/7! Until one evening, he heard something tear, felt a screaming pain...down there! And when he looked. sure enough. he had torn his you-know-what, from tip to nub and had had to head for the Emergency Room! Afterward, he checked into rehab, and rid himself of his Sex Addiction! If Pattenson and Stewart need to go at it SEVEN TIMES A DAY, and using stuff they buy in kinky S & M (Sadism and Masocism) Stores. You know the stuff. Ladies dressed like Nazies in black leather, with spike-heeled shoes, and wielding whips. It's for guys who find being whipped arousing...Takes all kinds I, guess. There are other shops were you can buy all kinds of weird Bondage equipment, chains, whips, dildos, handcuffs, paddle, torture machines. The world is filled with nutballs, I guess. And, if as the article says, Pattenson and Stewart are regular, every day customers, in these kinky stores, and do these whacky calesthenics seven frigging times a day, then they had better BOTH check into rehab AT ONCE, and get themselves clean and sober! Because they are BOTH heading for some serious health problems! My big problem with this retarded pair, is the way Pattenson, a guy who is certainly good-looking enough to have just about any gal he set his sights on, actually takes back the little slut, after she is caught by Paparazzi cameras, in SEVERAL DIFFERENT PLACES, all of them outdoors and visible to Paparazzi cameras, during the course of a single day, crawling all over her PRODUCER! Stewart and her producer are doing just about anything and everything imaginable in these woodsy locals. According to the Paparazzi neither of them could seem to get enough of one another! Pattenson's first reaction was the correct one. He walked out on the Bit...Tart. Butt, then mopes around for a few weeks before finally taking the cheap 2 dollar slut back! I just couldn't make any sense of that...unless, of course, it was all a publicity stunt in the first place. I mean Steward DID choose only those locations where she was sure to be seen and photographed. Still, to my way of thinking, anyone who needs to go to that kind of extreme for publicity's sake, has no talent in the first place. Another things that saddens me, is that the teens who are into this series, believe without any spec of doubt that BOTH Pattenson and Stewart are real, living (or not living, to be more precise!), died in the wool, blood-drinking vampires! They are also thoroughly convinced that Werewolves exist, and can be friends with Vampires! Yikes! What has happened to the intelligence levels in this country? First sparkly vamps, now vampire/lycan allies and even friends! Anyone who knows even a small amount about Vampires and Lycanthropes, is only too aware of how much we hate hate each other. Friends? Allies? Fighting side by side? Hell no! It could never happen! Just ask our Mistress. Having a Lycan in our Coven, would be utterly nauseating! She would never permit it! Nor would I. Now, what do you think? Please post a bit, and give us your opinion on this touchy question. Please don't worry about offending anyone. The Mistress and I are too old to take offense at something so trivial! Fly Free And Feed Well Gloria Right Fang Girl Visit my website at: http://www.thesimtopianportal.devhub.com [http://www.thesimtopianportal.devhub.com]. Read my ongoing Blog, watch some videos, and enjoy the games. 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