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From: "undisclosed"To: "undisclosed"
Sent: "undisclosed"
Subject: Fw: I hate my job day When you have an "I hate my job day" try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made
by "Johnson and
Johnson". Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to
very
comfortable clothing, such as a track suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on
the
bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out
the
material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement.
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
tested".
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times, "I am so glad I do
not
work for Quality Control at the Johnson and Johnson Company"
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse
job
than yours.
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