This statement has never been more appropriate... Mickey the idiot.
Shag On Thu, Jan 9, 2014 at 9:49 AM, Cary Preston <[email protected]> wrote: > It grossed a total of $72. > > http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/the-biggest-movie-fail-of-2013-courtesy-of-horror-flick-storage-24/story-fnk853hr-1226797805976 > > The biggest movie fail of 2013, courtesy of horror flick Storage 24 > > - Video > - Image > > Storage 24 trailer 1:55 > > [image: > http://content5.video.news.com.au/NDM_-_news.com.au/269/308/2428817008_AZ2ZgMjz0LFGHCPn4xMDoxOjBtO_wVGe_648x365_2428817752-hero.jpg] > > Storage 24 was the lowest grossing film at the box office last year, > raking in a measly $72. > > * STORAGE 24 isn't the most absurd movie ever made. * > > Sharknado probably made less sense. > > But the British sci-fi/horror film did put in the most absurd performance > at the US box office last year. It was the lowest-grossing film of 2013 in > the States, earning just $US72, *Yahoo* > reports<http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/meet-lowest-grossest-movie-2014-box-office-haul-205622727.html> > . > > There are no zeros missing there, by the way. This movie actually made > less > money<http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?view=releasedate&view2=domestic&yr=2013&sort=gross&order=ASC&p=.htm>than > you'd get for working one day at McDonald's. > > THE 10 WORST FILMS OF > 2013<http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/here-are-the-10-worst-films-of-2013/story-e6frfmvr-1226787934860> > > Storage 24 only played for one week in the US, and at just the one > theatre. Still, $72 ... what is that, like five movie tickets? This lady's > face says it all. > > “Oh my god ... that’s horrifying.” *Source:* YouTube > > Her name is Laura Haddock, and she's one of the actors who devoted actual > time and effort to this incredible flop of a movie. > > The plot's fairly simple. A bunch of people are locked in a London storage > facility with a scary alien. They fight for their lives, there are some > screams along the way, yada yada yada. > > There's probably more to it than that. You can buy the DVD and find out if > you like. Goodness knows the people who made this thing could use a boost. > > THE 10 BEST FILMS OF > 2013<http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/gravity-american-hustle-and-django-unchained-among-best-films-of-2013/story-e6frfmvr-1226785941540> > [image: This guy's name is Noel Clarke. Storage 24 was his idea. That > must be aw...] > > This guy’s name is Noel Clarke. Storage 24 was his idea. That must be > awkward ... *Source:* YouTube > > ### > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "The Unique Geek" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Unique Geek" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
