���)�j�����+-Don't forget to change the subject line when you forward this... Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup d=gidget e=crusty f=greasy g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim j=stinky k=flunky l=booger m=pinky n=zippy o=goober p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy s=snotty t=tulefel u=dorkey v=squeezit w=oprah x=skipper y=dinky z=zsa-zsa. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a=diaper b=toilet c=giggle d=burger e=girdle f=camel g=lizard h=waffle i=cootie j=monkey k=potty l=liver m=banana n=rhino o=bubble p=hamster q=toad r=gizzard s=pizza t=gerbil u=chicken v=pickle w=chuckle x=tofu y=gorilla z=stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a=head b=mouth c=eyes d=nose e=tush f=breath g=pants h=shorts i=lips j=honker k=butt l=brain m=tushie n=chunks o=hiney p=biscuits q=toes r=buns s=tummy t=sniffer u=sprinkles v=kisser w=squirt x=humperdinck y=brains z=juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. Now when you COPY PASTE and SEND THIS... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. (When forwarding, please send it to the person that sent it to you, so they can see your new name as well..... __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus � Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com-��a�zZ��j)e��a��� 0~�n����(��a�s^y�^��"�azX��隊X^��a�w���n*�r�
