What a gross name! Yak!
Emcee Manno <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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forward
this...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need
some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants", by Dave
Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your
new first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the
first half of your new last name:
a=diaper
b=toilet
c=giggle
d=burger
e=girdle
f=camel
g=lizard
h=waffle
i=cootie
j=monkey
k=potty
l=liver
m=banana
n=rhino
o=bubble
p=hamster
q=toad
r=gizzard
s=pizza
t=gerbil
u=chicken
v=pickle
w=chuckle
x=tofu
y=gorilla
z=stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the
second half of your new last name:
a=head
b=mouth
c=eyes
d=nose
e=tush
f=breath
g=pants
h=shorts
i=lips
j=honker
k=butt
l=brain
m=tushie
n=chunks
o=hiney
p=biscuits
q=toes
r=buns
s=tummy
t=sniffer
u=sprinkles
v=kisser
w=squirt
x=humperdinck
y=brains
z=juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger
Liverchunks.
Now when you COPY PASTE and SEND THIS... use your new name as the
subject. And remember that children laugh an average
of 146 times a
day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
(When forwarding, please send it to the person that
sent it to you, so they
can see your new name as well.....
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