????? Perfect ROMANCEMATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance ??????????? + ??????????? = ???????????? Smart man + dumb woman = affair ?????????? + ?????????? = ???????? * Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ????????? + ??????????? = ?????????? Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ????????? + ?????????? = ???????? ** * OFFICE ARITHMETIC * Smart boss + smart employee = profit ??????????? + ??????????? = ???? ** Smart boss + dumb employee = production ??????????? + ?????????? = ?????? ** Dum! b boss + smart employee = promotion ?????????? + ??????????? = ????????????? Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ?????????? + ??????? ??? = OT ?????????? ** * SHOPPING MATH * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ?????????? 2 ??? ??? ??? 1 ????????????????? A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need. ?????????????? 1 ??? ??? ???????????? ???????????????? ** * GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. ?????????????????????????????????????????? ** A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ???????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????? ** A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ???????????????????????? ??? ?????????????????????????????????????? ** A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ???????????????????????????? ??? ????????????????????????????????? ** * HAPPINESS * To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????? ?????????? ????? To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ????????????????????????????? ????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????? ???????? ** * LONGEVITY * Married men live longer than single men do, but married menare a lot more willing to die. ????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ** * PROPENSITY TO CHANGE * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ** ?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????? ???????????? ???????* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ** ????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ????????...??????? ** * DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE * A woman has the last word in any argument. ????????????????????????????????????? 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