The Trommetter Times Update: Top Ten Things Never Before Said by a Presidential Candidate

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 The Trommetter Times Update: Top Ten Things Never Before Said by a Presidential 
Candidate 

                           February 05, 2004


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    As read by Senator John Edwards: 10. "Vote for me or I'll slash
    your tires" 9. "Forget universal health care...

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<a href="http://www.trommetter.com/log/archives/cat_democrats.php";><img
height="60" alt="[Topic: Democrats] " title="[Topic: Democrats]"
src="http://www.trommetter.com/log/archives/topicdemocrat.gif";
width="75" align="right" border="0" /></a>As read by Senator John
Edwards:

10. "Vote for me or I'll slash your tires"

9. "Forget universal health care &mdash; I'm buying every American an
XBox"

8. "In a crisis I ask myself, 'What would Tony Danza do?'?

7. "I'd give you my plan for economic recovery if I wasn't rip stinkin'
drunk"

6. "If your last name begins with 'M' through 'Z,' sorry &mdash; your
taxes are doubling"

5. "We're gonna cut the deficit by selling North Dakota to Canada"

4. "I have tons of experience from being president of the Burt Reynolds
fan club"

3. "Lady, that is one ugly baby"

2. "When I'm president, I'm putting Regis on Mt. Rushmore"

1. "Read my lips: no new wardrobe malfunctions"

from <a href="http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/";>The Late
Show</a>, with David Letterman

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