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Jason, recommends this article 'John Kerry's Indian Plaque' to you.

Remarks:
This is probably just an Urban Legend, but it's a funny way to start "Bash John Kerry Day."

John Kerry's Indian Plaque
Posted By Jason on 6/30/2004 @ 7:31 am

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced. Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials told an observer what the name meant. They explained that a Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.

Arthur Unknown.

 

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