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National Democratic Convention Schedule and Agenda
Posted By Jason on 7/9/2004 @ 4:43 pm
Here's a rough draft of the DNC national convention schedule for July 26th. Don't forget to set your TiVo.
6:00 p.m. Opening flag burning ceremony
6:00 p.m. Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. Anti-war concert by Barbra Striesand
6:40 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00 p.m. Tribute theme to France
7:10 p.m. Collect offerings for al-Zawahir defense fund
7:25 p.m. Tribute theme to Germany
7:45 p.m. Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore
8:25 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 p.m. Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00 p.m. Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30 p.m. Intermission
10:00 p.m. Posting the Iraqi colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20 p.m. Cameo by Dean "Yeeeearrrrrrrg!"
10:30 p.m. Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L
10:40 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:50 p.m. Pledge of allegiance to the UN
11:00 p.m. Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed same sex)
11:15 p.m. Maximizing welfare workshop
11:30 p.m. "Free Saddam" pep rally
11:59 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 p.m. Nomination of Democratic candidate
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?
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