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Top Ten Ways Bill Clinton Can Sell More Books
Posted By Jason on 7/26/2004 @ 11:50 am
From the July 23 Late Show with David Letterman, prompted by the news that sales have plummeted for Bill Clinton's book.
10. Two millionth copy sold will contain a free
commemorative subpoena
9. Smaller words and pictures so current presidents
can read it
8. Try to work in some crap about Da Vinci and his codes
7. Just admit that a good 85% of it is lies
6. Cut the chapter analyzing the White Castle menu
5. Focus more on Clinton's alter-ego, the meek young
student who's bitten by a radioactive spider
4. Ask Al Gore to talk it up at the Barnes and Noble
where he works
3. Maybe release another version that's 700 pages shorter
2. Hilarious Mad magazine-like fold-in that turns Hillary
into Paula Jones
1. Add visual aids to the Monica section
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