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Top Ten Ways New York City is Preparing for the Republican National Convention
Posted By Jason on 8/26/2004 @ 11:49 pm
From the Late Show with David Letterman:
10. Special group rate on rental cars for all the visiting
terrorists
9. To meet increased demand, extra muggers being dispatched to
midtown.
8. Seventh avenue sidewalks have been closed to taxi traffic.
7. Neckline being raised on Statue of Liberty's robe to John
Ashcrofts's specifications.
6. Hello Deli changing price of grilled cheese sandwich from
twelve dollars to seventeen dollars.
5. Three words: Bomb sniffing rats.
4. City has suspended alternate side of the street hooker
rules.
3. At President Bush's request, the Empire State Building
is on "King Kong Alert."
2. While Cheney is in town, Waldorf-Astoria sign changed
to read "Undisclosed Location Hotel."
1. Bill Clinton is showing up to the convention just to get
patted down.
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